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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 6h

a moment of zen. a delight.

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12h

Psycho Keillor, qu'est-ce que c'est?

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Aug 9

that moment when Franken Berry tastes kind of like pussy

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 1d

i've lived in Los Feliz for thirty years and only recently found out it's pronounced that way because it was a guy's name, i used to pronounce it like Feliz Navidad and people either didn't know what i was talking about or thought i was a tourist

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 1d

i said don't tread on ME, not don't tread on YOU

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John Trumbull @trumbullcomic.bsky.social · 1d

So I JUST realized that "captain bleach" is an anagram of @blainecapatch.bsky.social.

It only took me several years and two social media services.

a woman in a pink jacket and hat is standing in front of a brick wall .

Alt: From the end of ANIMAL HOUSE, Mandy Pepperidge gives an "OK" sign to Otter, who gives her a thumbs up in return.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

they grow up so fast

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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 2d

Happy 4th anniversary to the original bsky.app/profile/blai...

captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 19

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d

YES

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d

i wrote this with Peter Bergman in 1999, it went nowhere but it was an honor and a thrill to work with a Firesign

Taylor Jessen @sidfudd.bsky.social · 9d

One from the vaults: Lost NBC Pilot "WAP! V.1.0" (2000), featuring Scott Adsit, @blainecapatch.bsky.social, @gregproops.bsky.social, @philproctor.bsky.social and @mariabamford.bsky.social

youtu.be/9sDz3AT0mtY

WAP! V.1.0 unsold pilot, Messina Baker Productions

YouTube video by Firesign Theatre

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d

OOPS! All Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young®

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d

(opens envelope) goddammit i have to fuck Nicole Kidman this week

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 4d

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for Clamatoerotic asphyxiation

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7d

Doctor: I'm afraid the cancer has metastasized
Pagliacci: Should I go see Pagliacci?
Doctor: We should really be discussing palliative care
Pagliacci: No! No no no! You're supposed to say "go see Pagliacci and you will be cured!" Say it!
Doctor: I'm very sorry and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY N

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 8d

the eponymous debut from Goat Girl

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 8d

"Wow, a blue car!"

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 8d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 8d

thank you for your service

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 8d

somebody prompted a bizarre AI podcast about my career and it got almost everything right except my life and how to pronounce my name

NerdPokerFan @nerdpokerfan.bsky.social · 12d

@blainecapatch.bsky.social overdid his AI bit on #nerdpoker so the universe spawned AI Slop on “Apeople Podcast” praising "Blaine Kenage" for "M. A. D. TV" www.podchaser.com/podcasts/ppl... + AI fart around 0m55s (depends on ad length, after "game show host") Transcript: paste.c-net.org/FlynnRipping