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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 3h

The most surprising part of this is finding out Killer Dwarfs are still performing.

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 4d

If you can format a cameo into a personalized “Deep Cut”, stating why someone rules, I may have to buy my self some to replace my daily affirmations.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 4d

Puppet-Flash is the action figure I didn’t know I needed.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 4d

US tariffs on lutefisk are about to go through the roof.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 4d

ICE will now begin targeting tall, blond, blue eyed individuals who speak with an accent.

www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado wins 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

Machado, who lives in hiding, was recognized for promoting a peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy

www.theglobeandmail.com

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 6d

The highest rated show on Lexor.

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 7d

today seems like a things-fall-apart-the-center-cannot-hold sorta day so how about a timeline cleanse for you? this is absolutely the best thing you will watch at least this week

(via Matt Storer on IG)

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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 8d

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 11d

Movie time!

1989’s Slipstream, starring Bill Paxton and Mark Hamill

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 11d

Canada aleady has a $1 loonie coin.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 12d

A great movie!
Sometimes, being an immortal creature of the night doesn’t mean you’re rich and live in a castle. Sometimes, it means you’re poor, white trash who gets by squatting in motel rooms and killing rednecks whenever you can.

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 12d

11:00pm is a perfectly normal time to vacuum, sweep and steam clean my floors.

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 12d

It turns out that the low-range smart TV I bought from Costo 15 years ago is no longer “smart”.

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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 12d

Ben killed this.

www.thenation.com/article/cult...

The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia

It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.

www.thenation.com

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 13d

The only super villain team whose members look like they’ve been on an episode of COPS.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 14d

So, I guess we now know the answer of which late night talk show will be the first to do a show from Saudi Arabia.

Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 14d

Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’

Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

variety.com

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 14d

It’s like they did a Ted Talk on how to start a military coup against themselves.
Just utter bananas.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15d

Riyadh Comedy Festival opens with up-and-coming executioner

RIYADH, KSA – As Saudi Arabia’s new comedy festival welcomes talent from around the world, local executioner Imad Usman is excited for the opportunity to perform in front of larger audiences.

www.thebeaverton.com

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 15d

"Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would’ve thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda!"

My Thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

I’ve been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I’ll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not ...

officialdavidcross.com

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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 17d

"You'll laugh your heads off!"
Look at these fucking assholes.

A roster of asshole stand up comedians doing the fucking Riyadh Comedy Festival, many of them jerkoffs who piss and moan that they can't say anything anymore because they're too lazy to be actually funny, meanwhile , there's a list of things these bullshit artists can't say in the contract from the absolute ruler of Saudi Arabia, a country that crushes free speech, tortures, murders journalists and executes nonviolent criminals, has the highest prevalence of modern slavery in the arab states, etc etc. Fuck these hypocritical individuals.

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 18d

There’s a strong chance those Hot Stuffs have been there since 1982.

It’s nigh impossible to win the big prizes at fair games.

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 20d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 22d

"Tylenol is dangerous for women and children," say men who have spent the last eight years making life more dangerous for women and children

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 22d

BREAKING: President Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.

Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence

President Donald Trump is using the platform of the presidency to promote unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without giving new evidence.

bit.ly

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Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 22d

Subtly downgrade a band

Naughty By Nurture

Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 22d

Subtly downgrade a band

9999 Maniacs

The Great Depression🔒 @gentleg.bsky.social · 22d

Subtly downgrade a band

Masturbation Pistols

Blue K @bluekryptonite.bsky.social · 22d

I just completely whiffed on a technical assessment for an job interview.

I’ve worked in a team lead/manager role for so long, I’ve forgotten a chunk of my technical know how.

I fell like such a putz.