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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻

@brittanyalauren.blacksky.app

2.9K followers 1.8K following 17K posts

my name is NOT Brittany. 30+. semi friendly black hottie. audhd. virgo. haghive🐝 white people: please don’t follow me. 🫧 fair warning: I am slightly unhinged. 🫧 ALL posts expressed here are mine and do not reflect the views of my employer at any time.

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · Feb 2

Attention new followers: Hello. This is my safe little entertainment bubble and it is BLACK AF. I intend to keep it as such. If you are NOT black.. ew.

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 1h

forgot how good Brandy’s Full Moon is. I haven’t spun this straight through in years. I was obsessed with this album when it came out.

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 18h

yesss! I too have water bottle service!

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 18h

literally me! 😂😂😂

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18h

a cartoon character with a top hat and socks

ALT: a cartoon character with a top hat and socks

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 18h

YES.

⚜️Q @q--tip.bsky.social · 18h

Had no idea A'ja Wilson has 4 MVPs, shouldn't she be in the conversation for one of the greatest athletes of all time?

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 18h

I feel like you can teach someone how to show romance, but genuine romance gotta come from the heart. you can’t fake wanting to make somebody feel special.

Ni (10/04) 💋✨ @allthingsaniyah.bsky.social · 1d

Do y’all think somebody can be taught how to be genuinely romantic or is that something that just has to be in them?

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 18h

club bed. current rubbing my feet together in VIP.

ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 1d

Yall hitting the club tonight??

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 19h

I only eat them on the bk one. I agree with you otherwise! lol they sog the bun and whatnot. I always get them on the side if they come with a sandwich or burger otherwise. I love pickles!

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 19h

same! especially when she be irritating me!! 😭😭😭

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 19h

😂😂😂😂 that's hilarious! It's one of my favorites to use

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 19h

I am the same way but I make an exception for burger king’s impossible whopper. the pickles are great there.

Maybe: Lex @lextherapy.bsky.social · 19h

First of all pickles ruin the flavor of everything besides pickles.

Only way I’ll eat a pickle is alone out the jar.

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 19h

she thought he looked sad so she pressed it 😭😭😭😭😭

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 20h

🤣 what does she think that means?

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SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 20h

Every single day

Claire Underwood @ladisdot.blacksky.app · 20h

My internal rage levels rise by the day.

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

@creolebabybritt.bsky.social twinnn I survived another gross wax first today!!! 😂😂😂😂

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

BODY ODY ODYYYYY!!! Giving She wants to move by N.E.R.D.! Have fun!!

Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 20h

Headed to the venue for the burlesque show

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

you okay?

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

I miss steak sometimes. I was always a 2 unless I was somewhere known for undercooking then I’d do 3 so I could get 2.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 1d

3 or 4 for me.

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

sister I know your jaw has the strength of a thousand men bc FIVE?!

malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 23h

5, but i can tolerate a 4 or occasional 3.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 1d

3 or 4 for me.

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Skeet shooter ♌️ @kdarling.bsky.social · 22h

I say this about my sister. She'll say blue and I'm supposed to know that means Publix having a sale 🤦🏾‍♀️. She's getting better after me constantly calling her on it.

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 20h

djf = Darnell Just Fell lmfaooooo

✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 22h

Nope! She texted to tell me Darnell (at the church, WHO I DONT KNOW) Just Fell

It made her laugh so she wanted to share it with me 😂😂😂😂😂. She’s been sending texts like that randomly for a while. When you talk to her she has a habit of not finishing her sentences so it’s always a guessing game 😭

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

LMFAO so she just texted you outta the blue djf? it coulda been a pocket text maybe?

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 22h

ugh he deleted it. :((

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

Let me go join her actually..

SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 23h

Mama Tina 👀

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

LMFAO so she just texted you outta the blue djf? it coulda been a pocket text maybe?

✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 23h

You think I got context???? 😂😂😂😂😂 just came outta nowhere but I’ll give you a hint, she’s a deaconess and it happened at church (honestly that’s no help but it’s what I got 🥴)

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

LMFAO what was the context and I could try?

✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 23h

Good cause you tell me what djf means????? 😂😂😂😂

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

lmfaooo thankfully she isn’t this bad 😂😂

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 23h

my mom and her misunderstanding of emojis be cracking me up. I told her this man passed away that we know and she did a reaction of “😒”
lmfaoooooo she has done this a few times with the wrong emoji when I’ve told her of sad news

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