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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 4h

I’d honestly tattoo my face before looking like this idiot.

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 5h

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 5h

I’m the first to reply, huh I don’t know that phrase, wassit mean? Teach me! 🥴🥴🥴. Or I wanna laugh to explain that joke.

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Backroad Bill🌴 @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 18h

White lady at work: "…sumn sumn sumn he’s a yn"

Me coming around the corner: "what do you mean by that?"

Her: "I’m sorry"

Now everybody uncomfortable lol. I’ll be that guy every time. Idc.

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 6h

Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other’s gold.

A circle is round, and has no end, that’s how long I want to be your friend.

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WNBA @wnba.com · 6h

From 2025 league MVP to Finals MVP 🏆

A'ja Wilson averaged 28.5 PTS, 11.8 REB, and 2 BLK against the Mercury and is named Finals MVP for the 2nd time in her career

#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTube TV

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Go Birds💚🦅 @okoyessmile.bsky.social · 6h

Congrats to the Las Vegas Aces!

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 6h

Well his followers are the descendants of the trash that assassinated MLK Jr so it tracks. They want him to be memorialized in history books the same way. You know they have trouble with words like correlation and causation and other SAT words soooooooo

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🐻👻🎃 @n0look.bsky.social · 8h

At my teammates hall of fame induction, I’m proud af!!!

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 6h

WHATS THE GOOD WORD!!!

Share my congratulations! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

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LANana-Nuestra Señora de la Muerte del Pan 😪 @lanana421.bsky.social · 7h

Dinner tonight: Italian Pork Sausage & Brocoli Mafaldo Pasta with fried sage seasoned with Garlic Dust from @tastytin.com @bluecrabdiva.com 😋

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Crystal Voted 4 Harris @crystal4mvpharris.bsky.social · 7h

PSA. I am still hollering.🤣😂🤣🧵

Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 8h

Hearing RFK talk about whatever his asphalt gargling rotisserie chicken looking self is saying about Tylenol & autism, & the right’s continued assault on women’s body rights, made me think back to my vasectomy.

So, here’s my advocacy for getting a vasectomy

Story time for Friday night.

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 7h

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 7h

😂😂😂😂😂 and don’t let her start texting after a gummy.

✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 7h

My cousin is like that. He wants it mooing at him if possible 😂

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 8h

Pittsburgh blue for you?

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 8h

My dad been singing that to me anytime celebs would divorce and the settlement was revealed 😂😂😂😂

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

Changing lives 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

😂😂😂😂

Make sure they stick the right toothpick thingy in it

Him Duncan @rellsfargo.bsky.social · 9h

Next time I order a steak I’m going 3. Just to try it out

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

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Dis why you gotta know the oldies 🥴

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

I used to be a well done kid…then I got into the food industry and my perspective changed. My kid turns her nose up at anything higher than a 3 😂

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

What’s this sales commercial number like 3? Or maybe I missed some.

Does it remind you of anything 😂😂😂

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Think the website says “Made in the USA”? Think again.

✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

2 but there’s always tartare

Him Duncan @rellsfargo.bsky.social · 9h

I’m currently at 4. Think ima work my way to 3

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 13h

3 or 4 for me.

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

Either way let them discuss cause it’s not my business. But I’ll enjoy whatever spin comes out.

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but I wonder how it hits?!?!? I mean think about it. The loser gets it “dedicated” to them by the real winner….even if it’s as it seems….its still diabolical and exactly the kind of thing that would piss him off. A woman was found better and she deems herself the arbiter of mercy 🥴

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Swing Left @swingleft.bsky.social · 9h

These swing-district Republicans may represent some of the most flippable seats in Congress—but they vote with Trump 100% of the time.

That’s why we’re already working to replace them with Democrats in 2026—and every action we take between now and then will help decide control of Congress.

Graphic with the headline “These Republicans Vote With Trump 100% Of The Time” in bold white and red text on a black background. Below are ten black-and-white headshots in red circles, each labeled with a name and congressional district: Juan Ciscomani (AZ-06), Nick Begich (AK-AL), Gabe Evans (CO-08), Rob Bresnahan (PA-08), Tom Barrett (MI-07), Mike Lawler (NY-17), Zach Nunn (IA-03), Jen Kiggans (VA-02), Derrick Van Orden (WI-03), and Mariannette Miller-Meeks (IA-01).

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✨The seasoning fairy ✨ @bluecrabdiva.com · 9h

Sounds about right 🥴

Chief Skeet 👑🖤✊🏾🌱 @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 15h

Asked my parents how they stayed married for over 40 years and my mom said:

“We never wanted a divorce at the same time.”

Well damn 😂

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