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Bru

@brubaker.bsky.social

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h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him

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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · Oct 25

deeply funserious

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 6h

The People’s Taco Bell

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 6h

is fun

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · Feb 13

That feeling when you're emotionally dead inside but still trying to appear quirky, cute, and whimsical:

*image discovered via @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social

This artwork, titled Death Blowing Bubbles, is an 18th-century plaster relief located on the ceiling of the Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. It is a striking example of memento mori art, which serves as a reminder of life’s transience and the inevitability of death.

The piece features a skeletal figure, symbolizing Death, seated within an elaborate Rococo-style bordered detail. Draped in tattered remnants of fabric, the skeletal figure appears emaciated, with visible ribs and a gaunt face. Death is shown engaging in a seemingly playful act—blowing bubbles through a pipe—yet the deeper meaning is somber. The bubbles symbolize the fragility and fleeting nature of life, an age-old allegory for human mortality.

The surrounding ornamental elements, such as the scrolls and acanthus leaves, contrast with the macabre subject, a hallmark of Baroque and Rococo religious art, which often juxtaposed beauty and decay. Given that the monastery later became a hospital, this artwork would have served as a poignant reminder to patients and visitors of life’s brevity and the importance of spiritual reflection.

The relief’s placement on the ceiling enhances its ethereal quality, as if Death is hovering above, watching over the living while silently imparting its timeless message. The use of chiaroscuro through sculpted depth adds to the drama, making the skeletal figure appear almost animated. This masterpiece reflects the period’s fascination with vanitas themes—art that encourages contemplation of mortality and the ephemeral nature of worldly pleasures.

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stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 8h

Free will rules

A small pumpkin entirely covered in googly eyes (but just the front actually, I'm running out of googlies, but i can get more tomorrow and finish up before the contest deadline on Saturday)

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 15h

Muenster, brie, babybel, mozzarella, crumbled feta, shredded Mexican blend at the moment.

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 17h

[danny brown voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

ROTHKO’S BASILISK

Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Powers of ten.

Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten years? /
Cat: Eating lunch! /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten miles? /
Cat: Eating lunch at the gyro place /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten degrees /
Cat: Pouring my liquid assets into the sweet tea economy /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten seconds? /
Cat: Unconsciously accepting an accelerating level of background violence /
Girl: Where do you see yourself ten years ago? /
Cat: Wasting time /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in ten months? /
Cat: Looking back on the present as wasted time /
Girl: Where do you see yourself now? /
Cat: Just trying to get by - minute by minute /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in one hundred years? /
Cat: Being tortured for all eternity by a super-intelligent color field for not doing my part to bring a super-intelligent color field into existence - ROTHKO'S BASILISK /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in one hundred degrees? /
Cat: Toiling ceaselessly in the Lord's caverns in exchange for a thin gruel of amaranth and Fritos - everyone in the caves knows me as the funny guy! /
Girl: Where do you see yourself in one thousand years? /
Cat: Perfectly preserved in a peat bog! /
Girl: When are we going to industrialize the peasantry? /
Cat: After lunch!

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Juuuuuuust wow. Like WTAF are you doing man?

Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 1d

I need people to see what transpired lol I have never seen someone just charge at the opposing team free kick wall here like Rwan Cruz does to the Portland Timbers

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahahahahahhaaaa holy shit

Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 1d

this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

I volunteer as tribute!

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

more like the out cum

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeag

and don’t sell yourself short!

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Look, we were all thinking it.

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

F*ck I just realized I need to re-up my Covid vax before I run into insurance loss hell in November.

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

🥵

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

BEST TATTOO DISCOURSE ON MY TL TODAY

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1d

Look what I got!!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Dec 15

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d

10/21/2025

A loose drawing of a man wearing a trench coat and a hat, smoking a cigarette and scowling, text accompanying it says "'What a cool trench coat, that man must be a dangerous spy-' I thought they would say, but everyone just looks at me like they think I'm a pervert and I'm about to whip out my boner. No! My boners are for me and me alone!"

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Watched it again, the Kurt Cobain one is a holy relic as well

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

Would definitely rock the A’s Pasta cap too

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

American Psycho (2000)

Cake boss Patrick Bateman brandishes a knife to test if a rubber duck, and he himself, is cake

Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1d

* gestures broadly *