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Bru
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h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
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Muenster, brie, babybel, mozzarella, crumbled feta, shredded Mexican blend at the moment.
[danny brown voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
ROTHKO’S BASILISK
Powers of ten.
Juuuuuuust wow. Like WTAF are you doing man?
I need people to see what transpired lol I have never seen someone just charge at the opposing team free kick wall here like Rwan Cruz does to the Portland Timbers
Hahahahahahahhaaaa holy shit
this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽
I volunteer as tribute!
more like the out cum
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
hell yeag

and don’t sell yourself short!
Look, we were all thinking it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
F*ck I just realized I need to re-up my Covid vax before I run into insurance loss hell in November.
BEST TATTOO DISCOURSE ON MY TL TODAY
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
Watched it again, the Kurt Cobain one is a holy relic as well
Would definitely rock the A’s Pasta cap too
* gestures broadly *
It was terrible, and then I found out so many people in my 35-45 age cohort had already experienced it. I was baffled.
LAUNCHING A CRUSADE FOR THE HORNY ASTROS CAP
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
Got it two months ago at 41, it was awesome (excruciating)!
BTW, it really does appear that Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.

(Not a joke!)