Bryan Wood
@brwtwit.bsky.social
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Cheaper than Ed Mertz, and just as fashionable. Cars, motorcycles, photography, dream weaver, also actor Van Nuys, CA
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brwtwit.bsky.social
I flew out of JFK last night on Delta. 60-90 minute delay on the taxi, but otherwise no big deal. Got to L.A. before I had to pay anything extra for parking (at 1am).
brwtwit.bsky.social
Could we have these two fight it out, Thunderdome style, in the newly installed Whitehouse Octagon?
kylegriffin1.bsky.social
Gov. JB Pritzker on ABC: "He certainly has the power of the presidency. He does not have the power to overcome the Constitution. And so am I afraid? I am not afraid. Do I think that he could do it? He might. But as I've said before, come and get me I mean. You're dead wrong, Mr. President."
brwtwit.bsky.social
This is the same sort of thinking that asks "why can't cars be more like silicone valley?" - because we need them to be serviceable for the next 25 years by someone, so service, parts, and documentation need to exist. Microsoft won't even support 5 year old Windows products.
brwtwit.bsky.social
Even crazier is that every 10 or 20 years, he will put on the costume and does something that keeps the sequel rights in his possession. He did it as recently as 2023 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Tr...
Dick Tracy (1990 film) - Wikipedia
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jamellebouie.net
watching the warren beatty DICK TRACEY movie and it is insane? legitimately wild to me that it was a hit?
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
This man really left the house today wearing a butt plug t shirt.

Looks like they gave him a hoodie.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
brwtwit.bsky.social
The only problem with this I see, it the Mac sitting on the shelf behind me that belonged to my suddenly deceased father-in-law with 20 years of encrypted family photos we can't get at.
Nobody knows his password.
brwtwit.bsky.social
I once screwed up and misspelled an email address, and luckily nobody else had that Yahoo address, so I was able to get the airline tickets I had emailed to the wrong place. I just created the email address, and there they were.
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tablecatgames.com
It should be a crime to have a masked password field where you don't enter in a password twice. Either have me enter my password twice OR let me see it so I know wtf I'm typing.
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onestpress.onestnetwork.com
Look, everyone mastered laughing on command.
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brwtwit.bsky.social
This reminds me, we inadvertently drank a $1500 bottle of bourbon that someone gave my 80 year old father 40 years ago (when it was worth $50)
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chickenpuppet.online
No amount of money or power can stop your last words from being "check this shit out"
nytimes.com
Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.
Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident
LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.
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chas.bsky.social
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
brwtwit.bsky.social
Didn't Futurama have an episode like this complete with a public service announcement about Jimmy falling in love with his Marilyn Monrobot and it ending civilization?

Or is that so old you weren't even born yet?
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dmgreene.bsky.social
So American that the Columbus Day began as an attempt to repair US-Italy relations following the lynching of Italian migrants, but its primary discursive function today is to tell today's Italians they owe no solidarity to today's migrants or the other nonwhites who were getting lynched back when
brwtwit.bsky.social
I do not have details, but this weekend's Lemons Rally featured long neglected steam car project made of Packard and Stanley parts, that is finally running and driving after 100 years.
brwtwit.bsky.social
I was in Connecticut all weekend for my father's 80th birthday. Flew back last night and got into LAX at 1:30am after a 90 minute delay in New York because they said there was traffic on the taxiway. I'm pretty sure it was shutdown related.

Anyway, I'm beat
brwtwit.bsky.social
Are we allowed to enjoy these? I thought Pepe had been cancelled by #MeToo
termiteterraceclub.bsky.social
"Touché and Go", directed by Chuck Jones, was released on this day in 1957.
#LooneyTunes #PepeLePew80
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
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tedcross.bsky.social
Close: We probably have the holiday because of mass lynchings of Italian immigrants in the early 1890’s. President Harrison issued a proclamation in 1892 to ease tensions with Italy and celebrate Italian heritage. This was the first recognition of Columbus Day by the federal government. .