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CATHERINE CONNOLLY
NO SURRENDER
FOUR-DAY WEEK
AND A THREE-DAY BENDER
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"I'm naively wondering which would-be leader closely associated with Powell could profit from the building of a network of contacts, and having a ringside seat listening to members' complaints? It's a mystery."
Another Lost Election
It's getting to be a habit. Keir Starmer lost another election on Saturday. Even the dogs in the street knew Lucy Powell was going to win La...
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Sobbing into a camera because you were cruelly bullied and oppressed by *Lucy Powell* is some of the purest, most hilarious whiny little bitch behaviour I have seen on this internet
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“Destroying the White House to build a gaudy monument to your own vanity during a shutdown” is a situation where the bad act and the symbolic representation of the bad act slam into each other like particles in the Large Hadron Collider
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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Temptation of St Anthony
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We can do this now without even chasing anyone out

Simply pick up the store phone and announce "Attention, shoppers. MrBeast just bought this Kroger and everything is free" and the managers and security will be tossing hams in their Land Rovers before you even hang up
Starting in Milan, in 73, revolutionary groups would mass up, go into supermarkets and chase out the bosses/security, get on the loudspeaker and declare everything free. They would then make revolutionary speeches while shoppers gleefully enjoyed the discount. They called this "proletariat shopping"
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Taoiseach full of boiling piss
The Taoiseach is not coming to Dublin Castle for the official declaration of Catherine Connolly's victory in the presidential election.

Whether intended or not, it's going to look very confrontational for the head of government NOT to be there to congratulate the new head of state
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Truly banana republic stuff.
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He can write a memo, he can chair a meeting, he can delegate the parts of the job he doesn't really like to HR

Just the perfect person to lead Britain into this cul-de-sac of monotonous trudging through misery.
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one of them literally led to an independence referendum which was existential to the existence of the UK what the fuck are you talking about BBC
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Worth noting that Airport Insecurity by @ibogost.com (2005) predates Papers, Please and was kind of casual and wholesome-looking. But it was pointing at the post-9-11 security theater and the questionable, ever shifting guidelines of the time.
persuasivegames.com/game/airport...
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I’d start with things like e.g. not ripping off Enoch Powell speeches or fighting tooth and nail for the unlimited right of foreign football fash to kick in heads on British streets, and work out from there
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Yes, you made a pact with a repellent, horrible, spiteful demon in exchange for power and influence and now you have nothing, and he is going to drag your souls to Hell.
canonically inaccurate since the suit jacks him off
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pete hegseth's "sir we have engaged in a tactical kinetic lethal action strikedown on the downrange target" language is heckin doggo speak for chuds
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ironically the use of the traditional visual language of totalitarian dystopia tends to undercut criticism these days, mostly because everyone thinks "this is bad but hey at least we aren't living in Airstrip One haha so it can't be that bad" <- meta-banality of evil
that's the biggest problem with it I think, a lotta people (propagandized westerners) look at and don't see "border control is evil" they see "Soviet Communism is evil"
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Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.
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Shaping up to be a real How It Started/How It Ended type year, isn’t it
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Went to an art gallery and saw an original Sonic (1925)
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Rachel Reeves is reportedly considering raising income tax next month.

Of course Labour are planning on going after working people while conveniently ignoring the super-rich who are hoarding this country's wealth.

The Green Party is clear - time to tax wealth, not work.