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Cat Fitzpatrick
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I am a lady, but first and foremost I'm an idiot Typesetter & Editrix @littlepuss.net // Author of The Call-Out: A Novel in Rhyme
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 24d
people on the internet may not know I have taste
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 18h
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 11h
vae victis
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 11h
The Ukrainians out-organised us
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 11h
So I only get 2 glasses not 6 booo
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 11h
I came second!
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 11h
Like they are balanced so you actually hold them by the stem and base and not the bowl I feel so glamorous
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 12h
My right shoulder button is broken I just remapped it to x and remapped x to the left dpad problem solved
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 12h
Ok do you know about remapping?
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 12h
Ok I promise this is not a sponsored post or anything but these absurdly expensive Jancis Robinson wine glasses I won with that essay on Gewürztraminer are actually so good
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 12h
I wanna have in depth conversations about silksong bosses with you
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 12h
Jeanne come play silksong
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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 12h
Is a dream just a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse
That takes us down to the river Down to the river we ride Down to the river With Agrias Oaks by my side
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This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 12h
Oh no guys im so drunk
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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 12h
Wild that we all agreed IQ tests are bullshit and then immediately invented 500 new ways to rank people that are somehow worse
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 12h
i'm getting negatively polarized into becoming a yankees fan bc i think the way that it's become a meme to hate on them is tacky. also my wife is a lifelong fan
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 14h
Jilly Cooper ftw
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · Oct 18
🧵Some real Jilly Cooper quotes from her Rutshire Chronicles, the series of books that Rivals is from.

1) "Her breasts swayed like party balloons when the front door opens"
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 15h
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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thomas hapax @hapax.bsky.social · 15h
dril candles tweet but with transgender literature
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thomas hapax @hapax.bsky.social · 15h
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group LittlePuss Press
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thomas hapax @hapax.bsky.social · 15h
dril candles tweet but with transgender literature
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 19h
The palpable relief of reading a syntactically awkward student paper nevertheless brimming with ideas they’re trying on after having to consume the stale cardboard generalities of a Chat GPT essay.
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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 18h
Thanks [potential employee] Longditudinal studies show [entity] who study and apply PERSONA are 98% more likely to experience successful termination of contract. Good luck!
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 19h
I don't know about you but this is a very familiar experience to me! Thanks so much to Chariot for this validation of my experience, I will definitely obtain Persona now
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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 19h
Have you ever notice sometimes you snap awake lying between the rails as train pulls in over your head? If this is familiar experience congratulations, please obtain 100% fiction PERSONA at littlepuss.net/persona-pre-... and complete biometric survey
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 19h
I don't know about you but this is a very familiar experience to me! Thanks so much to Chariot for this validation of my experience, I will definitely obtain Persona now
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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 19h
Have you ever notice sometimes you snap awake lying between the rails as train pulls in over your head? If this is familiar experience congratulations, please obtain 100% fiction PERSONA at littlepuss.net/persona-pre-... and complete biometric survey
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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 19h
We hope to soon reach 95% product awareness among the demographic of trans girls snapping awake to find themselves lying between the rails as a train pulls in over their head
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 19h
I owe you an email btw! You re no.1 on to do list for today sorry!
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