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Corky Kneivel

@corkykneivel.bsky.social

1.9K followers 840 following 2.6K posts

He/Him Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan dip dip dive, so socialize

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 29d

I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 4m

Haven't seen a Jets visit to London this disastrous since the winter of 1940, babe

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 18h

It's just missing:
Ryker
Maverick
Maxon
Brylee (or Brieleigh)
Harpunter

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19h

This ad reads like a list of the 'Most Popular White Kid Names of 2025'

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19h

This ad reads like a list of the 'Most Popular White Kid Names of 2025'

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19h

RIP one of the best to do it.

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 22h

a woman with glasses is sitting at a desk and says i want to go to there

ALT: a woman with glasses is sitting at a desk and says i want to go to there

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

People say we don't protest like the French...then explain this

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Also...which one of you is volunteering to pitch Sunday?

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

My only real sports passions that I have to follow and get invested in are NFL & Boxing.

However, MLB Playoffs are a close 3rd every year.
Fall ball >>>>

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats & Kudos my Mariners fans pals. Happy for you all!

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

A calvacade of the most situationally disastrous at bats I've ever seen

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2d

They retooting yo ass on Mastodon

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

This image terrified the hell out of 6yo me...and I loved it.

Headless Horseman from the 1949 Disney Ichabod Crane short.

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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna take the Limitless pill and fight God.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

Easing into Friday morning...

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At the River

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

How did you see it?

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

The Rio Linda is SKRONG with this one

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

The original Tron looked cool but was crazy boring. Even the game was boring. It's gotta just be the "looks cool" factor?

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely LOVE that part

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

In a mood for stone grooves, baby.

(Joni Mitchell never lied)
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Help Me

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

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Underrated gem from an underrated band

Bra

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

Auntie Fa has a girlfriend now. We get to meet her at Thanksgiving this year.

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 2d

In a way, aren't we all antifa's girlfriend?

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

This 100%. Everyone just mocks those anti-circumcision protestors but there's validity to their position.

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

'The Bear' themed restaurant:

1st visit - exhilarating and exciting, you're hooked!

2nd visit - one of the best dining experiences ever, you will love dishes you thought you hated

3rd visit - SO BAD WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

4th visit - old recipes, takes forever to deliver. no need to go back.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 2d

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 2d

Tired of actually helping? Try prayer

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