Gord Jorkins
@nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social
Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder.
I might honestly skip it. At no point in the last 2 months have I remotely cared.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I might honestly skip it. At no point in the last 2 months have I remotely cared.
Congrats to the balloon installation person in Utah who’s making a fortune on the three or four party installs per episode of Mormon Wives.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Congrats to the balloon installation person in Utah who’s making a fortune on the three or four party installs per episode of Mormon Wives.
Arizona. We can get you a Democratic senator but they fuckin suuuuuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Arizona. We can get you a Democratic senator but they fuckin suuuuuck.
It’s not porno Christmas until Hanz Peener falls out of Fuckatomi Plaza
Die Hard On is a German Christmas Porno
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s not porno Christmas until Hanz Peener falls out of Fuckatomi Plaza
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
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Jen Gerson asks the question, “What if Bari Weiss was Canadian and somehow dumber?”
Who are these horrible people?:
Ross Douthat of the New York Times was in Ottawa this week to deliver the inaugural Ian Shugart Lecture, hosted by CHRISTIAN 'THINK TANK' Cardus. interviewed by Jen Gerson.
Apparently we just don't 'understand' the US.
No, we totally get fascism.
GTFO of Ottawa.
Ross Douthat of the New York Times was in Ottawa this week to deliver the inaugural Ian Shugart Lecture, hosted by CHRISTIAN 'THINK TANK' Cardus. interviewed by Jen Gerson.
Apparently we just don't 'understand' the US.
No, we totally get fascism.
GTFO of Ottawa.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jen Gerson asks the question, “What if Bari Weiss was Canadian and somehow dumber?”
Pure joy on her face. 11 Christmas mornings in one.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Pure joy on her face. 11 Christmas mornings in one.
Anytime Jen Gerson breaks containment and appears here.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Anytime Jen Gerson breaks containment and appears here.
Introduce yourself with four robots
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Introduce yourself with four robots
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At least one out of twenty Palestinians in Gaza was killed by Israel in the genocide. Boycott Israel. Justice for Gaza.
More than 100,000 Palestinians likely killed in Gaza, leading German institute says
Max Planck Institute finds Gaza war-related death toll is substantially higher than the Palestinian health ministry’s own figures
www.middleeasteye.net
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
At least one out of twenty Palestinians in Gaza was killed by Israel in the genocide. Boycott Israel. Justice for Gaza.
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Max Fawcett W.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Max Fawcett W.
Being reduced to our most basest, feral states by a monopolistic industry hell bent on squeezing every dime out of our misery. Mediated by state violence and humiliation rituals.
“You fucking rubes should dress nicer!”
“You fucking rubes should dress nicer!”
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Being reduced to our most basest, feral states by a monopolistic industry hell bent on squeezing every dime out of our misery. Mediated by state violence and humiliation rituals.
“You fucking rubes should dress nicer!”
“You fucking rubes should dress nicer!”
Why didn’t this messaging unify the nation?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why didn’t this messaging unify the nation?
Mckinsey Neo Liberal Android Spokesman ver.3.
Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mckinsey Neo Liberal Android Spokesman ver.3.
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Me to all the nerds talking about Star Wars today
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me to all the nerds talking about Star Wars today
Lol. If there’s a functional AI industry left in two years I’ll eat my hat and buy one.
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lol. If there’s a functional AI industry left in two years I’ll eat my hat and buy one.
My Star Wars take is I liked a line in one of the novels, I think a Zahn one, where Han Solo infiltrates a Star Destroyer where a scientist is working on a “Sunkiller” ship. The scientist is super naive about the Empire and Han’s like “The ships are called Star Destroyers. They aren’t nice people!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My Star Wars take is I liked a line in one of the novels, I think a Zahn one, where Han Solo infiltrates a Star Destroyer where a scientist is working on a “Sunkiller” ship. The scientist is super naive about the Empire and Han’s like “The ships are called Star Destroyers. They aren’t nice people!”
He looks like a 2D rendering of the troll face gif. Like flattened.
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He looks like a 2D rendering of the troll face gif. Like flattened.
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NDP Candidate Avi Lewis Calls for 'Public Options' to Fight High Costs of Groceries, Housing, and Telecoms in Canada www.commondreams.org/news/avi-lew...
NDP Candidate Avi Lewis Calls for 'Public Options' to Fight High Costs of Groceries, Housing, and Telecoms in Canada | Common Dreams
“When people are being gouged at the checkout aisle, on their phone bills, and in their rents, it’s clear that the market is failing,” Lewis said.
www.commondreams.org
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
NDP Candidate Avi Lewis Calls for 'Public Options' to Fight High Costs of Groceries, Housing, and Telecoms in Canada www.commondreams.org/news/avi-lew...
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane