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🐄 General Cracker🌵

@cosmicolt.bsky.social

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they/them 25 queer commie texan (not by choice) themperor neurodivergent as fuck twitch.tv/cosmicolt

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · Feb 26

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 2h

there’s discourse and then there’s just my stupid ass posts lmao

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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 4h

bible enthusiasts know that king david had a man killed so he could sleep with his widow. im not saying jd vance for sure had charlie kirk killed but im not not saying it either

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Bill B. ☭ 🇵🇸 @grateful42069.bsky.social · 4h

wealthiest country on earth BABY

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 5h

Over 3 million Texans rely on SNAP to meet their food budgets each month.

Lines and lines of cars were out yesterday in Houston starting before dawn, all there to get groceries.

Modern bread lines.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 7h

Ezra Klein in his Size Queen era, I see you 💅🏾

Not Left.
Not Right.
Bigger.
Ezra Klein on How Liberalism Wins.

Bad beard.

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 4h

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 4h

Obsessed

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 4h

Lmao

r/ TankieTheDeprogram 12h
Xi's poker face BROKEN as he drinks a particularly strong Korean alcoholic drink

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 4h

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 6h

A mf done lost they chain at the beach 😭

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 7h

crashing out wit da waves

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 7h

Bro always in a predicament

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t think so

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12h

are we allowed to talk about how communism is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 9h

Your so called freedom and democracy 🤠

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10h

❤️‼️

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

rightwingers consistently post some cool ass shit that zohran mamdani believes or has said in the past and act like people will stop supporting him

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10h

gender euphoria

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cedar longpenis @pussy.meangirls.online · 11h

sometimes transsexual healthcare is a haircut

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 11h

do not play follow tag with me, that shit is so lame

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 11h

mi amore

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 12h

I just ugly laughed, dawg. Look at this shit

🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 12h

It’s still so crazy to me that on Jimmy Carter’s 100th birthday his family wheeled his foot in the grave ass out to get photos taken by press and that mf was straight nodding out like hard. Just look at my header lmao

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14h

im ngl "bidoof" is a word that reeks of subtle homophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 15h

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14h

Liberals say communism is a fantasy because of the immutably greedy and vicious human nature, then say "Our institutions will be fine actually because they rely entirely on the grand character, integrity, and judgment of a handful of very rich men directly beholden to the status quo"

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