Crab Wells
@crabofdoom.bsky.social
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🦀 🔞 comic & smut artist / fanficcer / swear a lot / news reblogs / FFVII & XV fan / thrifter / he / they / trans masc / pagan / anti-fascist
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ianboudreau.com
It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
ianboudreau.com
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
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crabofdoom.bsky.social
one take on Spring 1 Year 2 introductions, related but not verbatim to my AO3 fic, A Hot Start To A Cold Spring. I've since tripped over a scenario I like more, for the dramaz, but I still like the 'immediate boning' scenario, too.
stardew valley AU, on the morning Kent returns to town. in his farmhouse's kitchen, Safay has been pushed onto his back, on his table. all semblance of pants are missing, and he pulls up his loose cropped teeshirt to expose his chest to Kent, who is shirtless and whose pants have fallen off his hips. Kent's left hand is between Safay's legs, touching to and into Safay's labia; his right hand holds his erection, hard and dripping eagerly. the second panel has Kent lying on top of Safay, penetrating and pounding the younger farmer's body while they kiss, and hold and caress each other. top row panels show macro images of Kent's cockhead pushing into Safay's pussy muscles. the passage is growing wet, and Kent's cock spits a small burst of precum. middle row shows views from below, as Kent's cock shoves itself inside of this 20yo he only met a few minutes ago, and emerges amid his thrusting, coated in Safay's excited cream. last panel is a close up of Kent and Safay's faces, and Kent laying claim to the farmer's pussy. one-panel page, of Safay's nudity and Kent penetrating him. Safay calls the repatriated soldier 'sir', and by his rank of Corporal, both out of conditioning from Joja's secret supersoldier project and a correct assumption that Kent would find the grant of power hot. Safay weakly begs to be creampied.
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
You could not convince me in a million years that this had anything whatsoever to do with the shutdown. RFK wanted these guys gone because he worships death.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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donmoyn.bsky.social
These guys have gotten incredibly rich by fleecing the government with subpar tech that was designed for rentseeking rather than performance. A smart Dem agenda item would be to build internal tech capacity. The fact that it would punish these guys is just a silver lining.
crabofdoom.bsky.social
His paint looks incredible here :D
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jollyjack.bsky.social
Feline Friday.... From The Black Lagoon.
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ianboudreau.com
I mean I'm glad Trump didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize but I am not super excited that the person who did win it has been going "Mr Trump please murder more Venezuelan fishermen with American missiles" since it was announced
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wickedorin.bsky.social
Today's Fuck It Friday feature: Let's Rock! For reasons. More pictures and info: www.reignofangels.com/jewelry/pand... Grace your home and threaten your demons: www.etsy.com/listing/7292... #handmade #beadwork
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prisonculture.bsky.social
They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.
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gainstrive.bsky.social
OH and if you wanna dm me questions or a recap I am happy to expound on what I saw! ✌️
gainstrive.bsky.social
Stargaze panel was fun! I’m very tired now tho lmao. If anyone got my stickers and patches lemme know! #trigunstargaze #trigun
Trigun stargaze panel screen Trigun stickers Trigun patches
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rooster.info
Today's Rooster:

Tim Ryan isn't a registered Democrat, according to Union County Board of Elections records.

And as of yesterday afternoon, Ryan had a sign for a LifeWise-endorsed Republican trustee candidate outside his home in Plain City.

www.rooster.info/p/tim-ryan-i...
Tim Ryan isn't a registered Democrat
As of Thursday afternoon, Ryan also had a campaign sign for a Republican candidate outside of his home in Plain City.
www.rooster.info
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lataco.bsky.social
Here are 10 practical tips, based on Retana’s advice, for talking to kids about ICE raids and helping them cope with fear and uncertainty. Each point is presented in english y español.

The full guide: lataco.com/kids-ice-tal...

By Erick Galindo
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deijii.bsky.social
Little late getting these up, but I added some special halloween themed tails! #fursale #fursuit

deijiidraws.etsy.com
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alexsteacy.bsky.social
I don't like weighing in about the latest tedious rounds of AI garbage but this has stuck in my mind. Shapiro perfrctly exhibits this profound misunderstanding of how creativity works that is an attitude that I feel drives the slop mills. How bewildering ignorant, how contemptuous of art this is.
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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sorotrax.bsky.social
So.

We've been denied financial aid, and the surgery is not being considered "emergent" thus no bypassing pre-payment. Which means we HAVE to pay on the date of surgery, which is later this month.

I'm going to be offering these portraits for anyone donating $50+ to the gofundme, details below
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gbrockell.bsky.social
NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

My first for @zeteo.com:

zeteo.com/p/this-famil...
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mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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histoftech.bsky.social
The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...
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tkingfisher.com
This is true and they are super endangered by poachers who shovel them up by the hundreds and sell them at flea markets and shit. You should not buy the plants and if you happen to kick the poacher in the shins on accident, no one will hear about it from me.
mossworm.bsky.social
still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA
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newrepublic.com
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”