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Crashmodem
@crashmodem.bsky.social
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If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun. Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs. I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution. http://Crashmodem.com
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · Nov 11
They can have my super soaker when they pry it from my cold, wet hands.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 6h
The Dem establishment is going to back Mills over the absolute phenom outsider Platner in Maine, which tells you everything you need to know about how well they understand the current moment & how prepared they are to meet it.
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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 1h
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17h
Also lying:
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 17h
“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 1h
This is the guy who wets himself at the thought of riding the 6 train.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 1h
Without fail evil people when they know they are dying feel oblivion looming and wish their life was secret from themselves. They dont wish they did anything different, just that they could have kept it secret from the universe. He knows on some level what a horrible human he.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 49m
There are reports that she accidentally swallowed 8 flies, just prior to acquiring and consuming eight frogs.
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Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 17h
The amazing thing about the SNL sketch last night was not that Ashley Padilla wore a scarf nearly identical to mine. It’s that I trust Amy Poehler as AG more than Pam Bondi.
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Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 11h
Priest Michael Pfelger calls out Trump: “We got a dictator in the White House. He's a fascist who works on bullying, threatening, and intimidating Pope Leo’s hometown.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1h
Man, I fucking hate ICE.
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🎃sh McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 1h
Casting Jared Leto is like putting raisins in potato salad. It should absolutely never happen, but by the time it does you're so far down the bad decision matrix that it's not like you were ever close to making something good.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 13h
Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1h
John Bolton, c’mon down…

I don’t really care because he saved all his information for his book instead of trying to save democracy.
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🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 11h
Once Adelita Grijalva is sworn in, she will be the 218th vote that the House needs to...

👂🏾Release the Epstein files!

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 3h
The truth about the administration’s threat federal employees won’t get paid when shutdown ends. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1h
Noem misunderstood when Krasnov instructed her to use "Telegram" to send messages in future...
ICE Gruppenführer Portland (STOP) You are instructed to find and kill a terrorist in inflatable frog costume (STOP) Victim shall have weapon and antifa manifesto found on the body inside the suit (STOP) One ICE agent to be killed by the frog (STOP) Potus will declare illegal to own or wear inflatable outfits soon (STOP) More to follow (STOP) (END)
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 1h
Monday anatomy pop quiz:

The perineum is located between the asshole and the ballsack.
Select the perineum.
Pete Hegseth (left asshole), and Stephen Miller (ballsack on the right) gird the tainted JD Vance (or whatever his name is this week).
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 2h
Were screeching cats in heat not available?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 1d
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16h
As I got to know them, they gave me a $400m plane.

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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah- we had one of those last year.
youtu.be/15-8Z3TybNI?...
The Greatest Play that will Never Count | Bills vs Chiefs
YouTube video by Tanner Phifer
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 15h
That asshole fired all the people who help kids with disabilities in education.

Fuck him. Fuck everyone who enabled him
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Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 12h
Don Winslow

I think Democrats should implement this nationwide at all protests.

A competent attorney with a bullhorn directly communicating to law enforcement and the surrounding cameras.

This is a VERY smart idea.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 11h
Boggles the mind, doesn't it?
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Candyce 🌊🦋🌈💙🩵 @candycemv1.bsky.social · 20h
Incredible and sad for California
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 3h
BLOCKED
not welcome on my timeline
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10h
So after watching that game, Butker could very easily fix his kicking motion by aiming his feet and hips at where he wants to plant, rather than at the ball.

If you aim at the ball, you have to open your hips at some point to get to your plant foot spot, which introduces horizontal motion.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13h
HAHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU BUTKER, IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT USE YOUR HIPS AND ALSO YOU WEREN’T A REGRESSIVE EVANGELICAL FUCKFACE
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