Crashmodem
@crashmodem.bsky.social
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If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun. Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs. I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution. http://Crashmodem.com
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crashmodem.bsky.social
They can have my super soaker when they pry it from my cold, wet hands.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
As I got to know them, they gave me a $400m plane.

@acyn.bsky.social
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pamkeithdc.bsky.social
That asshole fired all the people who help kids with disabilities in education.

Fuck him. Fuck everyone who enabled him
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pauleric70.bsky.social
Don Winslow

I think Democrats should implement this nationwide at all protests.

A competent attorney with a bullhorn directly communicating to law enforcement and the surrounding cameras.

This is a VERY smart idea.
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sande0724.bsky.social
Boggles the mind, doesn't it?
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not welcome on my timeline
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
So after watching that game, Butker could very easily fix his kicking motion by aiming his feet and hips at where he wants to plant, rather than at the ball.

If you aim at the ball, you have to open your hips at some point to get to your plant foot spot, which introduces horizontal motion.
chriswarcraft.bsky.social
HAHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU BUTKER, IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT USE YOUR HIPS AND ALSO YOU WEREN’T A REGRESSIVE EVANGELICAL FUCKFACE
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junlper.beer
everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop
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pamkeithdc.bsky.social
FUN FACT:

Our military is not being paid,

but the ICE gremlins are.

Make that make sense.
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
“Could Trump be partisan?” slipping out from WaPo in the damn 9th month of this hellscape.
washingtonpost.com
President Trump’s move to cancel projects in Democratic states during the government shutdown has prompted allegations of partisanship.

Democrats see a pattern of inflicting pain on places that are politically unfriendly.
Trump escalates his use of federal power to target Democratic states
Democrats see a clear pattern of inflicting pain on places that are politically unfriendly, while Trump has declared his intent to hurt liberal areas and policies.
www.washingtonpost.com
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bluskypolitics.bsky.social
📌 Yes • More of this please ‼️

Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥
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cwebbonline.com
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.
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gtconway.bsky.social
There is absolutely zero chance that a man who took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from an FBI agent on camera would have been appointed to any position by any other president.
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thebulwark.com
Trump didn’t just instruct his cronies to look into Letitia James to see what they could rustle up. Instead, he twisted the entire federal government into a shape designed to produce the criminal indictment he demanded. Be shocked, if you still can be.
The Insidious Effort To Rationalize Trump’s Lawfare
This is not a president justified in going after those who went after him. It’s a person making a mockery of our justice system.
www.thebulwark.com
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rexhuppke.bsky.social
I have seen shocking footage of thousands of people in Chicago fleeing what I assume are horrible crime-doers, or as the lib media is falsely describing it “The Chicago Marathon.” It is a war zone here, folks, and people were running so fast from the crime-people that others were cheering for them!
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bencollins.bsky.social
You know it's going great when you have to repeatedly remind the interviewer you're the Vice President of the United States mid-tantrum.
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back