Crashmodem
@crashmodem.bsky.social
If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun.
Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs.
I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution.
http://Crashmodem.com
Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs.
I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution.
http://Crashmodem.com
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Crashmodem
@crashmodem.bsky.social
· Nov 11
They can have my super soaker when they pry it from my cold, wet hands.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!
Do not fund the government until a full investigation is performed for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The agents responsible for their execution must be removed from duty and put on trial.
The American people demand accountability and an end to ICE & DHS brutality!!!
Do not fund the government until a full investigation is performed for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The agents responsible for their execution must be removed from duty and put on trial.
The American people demand accountability and an end to ICE & DHS brutality!!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!
Do not fund the government until a full investigation is performed for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The agents responsible for their execution must be removed from duty and put on trial.
The American people demand accountability and an end to ICE & DHS brutality!!!
Do not fund the government until a full investigation is performed for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The agents responsible for their execution must be removed from duty and put on trial.
The American people demand accountability and an end to ICE & DHS brutality!!!
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If your political party is making the argument that a guy with a gun is not allowed to defend a woman from a mob of masked men or else he's a "terrorist", I regret to inform you that you're the Baddies.
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
If your political party is making the argument that a guy with a gun is not allowed to defend a woman from a mob of masked men or else he's a "terrorist", I regret to inform you that you're the Baddies.
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JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?
We've got something called 'freezing fog' going on this morning.
Sounds like some evil villain got his special ray gun out, just to torment morning drivers.
Sounds like some evil villain got his special ray gun out, just to torment morning drivers.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 AM
We've got something called 'freezing fog' going on this morning.
Sounds like some evil villain got his special ray gun out, just to torment morning drivers.
Sounds like some evil villain got his special ray gun out, just to torment morning drivers.
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Do you know Transformers because I'm about to explain this with Transformers. Donald Trump is Megatron and MAGA are the Decepticons with Vance as Starscream. They all hate their leader but are united in fear of him. Without Megatron they turn on each other and nobody likes Starscream.
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Do you know Transformers because I'm about to explain this with Transformers. Donald Trump is Megatron and MAGA are the Decepticons with Vance as Starscream. They all hate their leader but are united in fear of him. Without Megatron they turn on each other and nobody likes Starscream.
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Now would an excellent time for military leaders that actually stand for the constitution to make their voices heard.
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Now would an excellent time for military leaders that actually stand for the constitution to make their voices heard.
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After just a few short weeks, our effort to impeach Kristi Noem is already close to success. You did that.
Now let’s keep up the pressure. Tell loser Mike Johnson and the rest of the cowards in Congress we’re not stopping until they finish the job:
Now let’s keep up the pressure. Tell loser Mike Johnson and the rest of the cowards in Congress we’re not stopping until they finish the job:
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
After just a few short weeks, our effort to impeach Kristi Noem is already close to success. You did that.
Now let’s keep up the pressure. Tell loser Mike Johnson and the rest of the cowards in Congress we’re not stopping until they finish the job:
Now let’s keep up the pressure. Tell loser Mike Johnson and the rest of the cowards in Congress we’re not stopping until they finish the job:
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Ilhan Omar was attacked because Donald Trump relentlessly spewed vile, racist invectives about her and Somalia
And the feckless MAGA sycophants in Congress constantly amplified his bigotry
Yes, we must dismantle ICE, firing Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in the process
But MAGA must go with them
And the feckless MAGA sycophants in Congress constantly amplified his bigotry
Yes, we must dismantle ICE, firing Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in the process
But MAGA must go with them
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Ilhan Omar was attacked because Donald Trump relentlessly spewed vile, racist invectives about her and Somalia
And the feckless MAGA sycophants in Congress constantly amplified his bigotry
Yes, we must dismantle ICE, firing Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in the process
But MAGA must go with them
And the feckless MAGA sycophants in Congress constantly amplified his bigotry
Yes, we must dismantle ICE, firing Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in the process
But MAGA must go with them
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REPUBLICAN @SenThomTillis rips Noem & Stephen Miller — He says @KristiNoem is ignoring her job and the Trump regime isn’t helping Americans with disaster relief, and Stephen Miller “never fails to live up to my expectations of incompetence”
(From CNN)
(From CNN)
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
REPUBLICAN @SenThomTillis rips Noem & Stephen Miller — He says @KristiNoem is ignoring her job and the Trump regime isn’t helping Americans with disaster relief, and Stephen Miller “never fails to live up to my expectations of incompetence”
(From CNN)
(From CNN)
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Alex Pretti's Phone Is What ICE
IS Afraid Of; The Truth......
IS Afraid Of; The Truth......
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Alex Pretti's Phone Is What ICE
IS Afraid Of; The Truth......
IS Afraid Of; The Truth......
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Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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I have a lot of respect for people who work at the VA and I’m sorry they have to serve during this dickhead’s tenure.
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I have a lot of respect for people who work at the VA and I’m sorry they have to serve during this dickhead’s tenure.
Nice job, #USPS
My package made it to Dallas on Thursday, my sorting facility on Friday.. .and y'all then sent it to Fort Worth on Saturday, instead of delivering it.
It's now it's been mysteriously 'moving through network' for two days.
Service has really gone downhill; since I retired.
My package made it to Dallas on Thursday, my sorting facility on Friday.. .and y'all then sent it to Fort Worth on Saturday, instead of delivering it.
It's now it's been mysteriously 'moving through network' for two days.
Service has really gone downhill; since I retired.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nice job, #USPS
My package made it to Dallas on Thursday, my sorting facility on Friday.. .and y'all then sent it to Fort Worth on Saturday, instead of delivering it.
It's now it's been mysteriously 'moving through network' for two days.
Service has really gone downhill; since I retired.
My package made it to Dallas on Thursday, my sorting facility on Friday.. .and y'all then sent it to Fort Worth on Saturday, instead of delivering it.
It's now it's been mysteriously 'moving through network' for two days.
Service has really gone downhill; since I retired.
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Apparently our electricity bills are going through the roof and this is partly related to data centers that hog huge amounts of electricity to generate information. I, for one, feel hopping mad about this. The companies that are using the data centers should bear the cost.
time.com/7355839/why-...
time.com/7355839/why-...
5 Big Reasons Why Electricity Prices Are So High Right Now
The average U.S. household is projected to spend nearly $1,000 this winter to heat its home.
time.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Apparently our electricity bills are going through the roof and this is partly related to data centers that hog huge amounts of electricity to generate information. I, for one, feel hopping mad about this. The companies that are using the data centers should bear the cost.
time.com/7355839/why-...
time.com/7355839/why-...
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Please do not trade passing the budget for only kicking Noem out. Miller is the one calling the shots, literally, and she is more of a figurehead. Need to include disbanding ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Please do not trade passing the budget for only kicking Noem out. Miller is the one calling the shots, literally, and she is more of a figurehead. Need to include disbanding ICE.
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Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
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Mitch McConnell is complicit in every death caused by ICE agents.
This could have all been prevented, but McConnell obstructed a justified conviction…
…twice.
This could have all been prevented, but McConnell obstructed a justified conviction…
…twice.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Mitch McConnell is complicit in every death caused by ICE agents.
This could have all been prevented, but McConnell obstructed a justified conviction…
…twice.
This could have all been prevented, but McConnell obstructed a justified conviction…
…twice.