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Crippled Giraff Decals

@crippledgiraff.bsky.social

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Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines! He/Him Purchase Stickers; https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrippledGiraffDecals Other Links! https://linktr.ee/crippled_giraffe

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 24d

My Etsy Account has been suspended pending appeal for Intellectual Property Infringement. James Workshop's cyber mercenaries are claiming they own the concepts of Sci-Fi Super Soldiers and Fantasy Furries.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 6h

Frankly, IP law is bullshit, and you'll never catch me reflexively siding with a big corporation over an independent creator.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 6h

Hobbies belong to the hobbyists, not the corpos that own the IP.

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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 8h

ICE out of Portland!
#abolishICE #resist #PDX

A digital drawing of a frog standing on a bright red background. The frog is holding a sign that says “ICE out of Portland”. The frog looks mad.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 10h

If it's Cleveland you gotta drive about 15mph slower than you think

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Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 10h

5 ways YOU can use the torment nexus to maximize your workflow

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 19h

ICE continues its relentless assault on Chicago street vendors. Rapid response teams in Pilsen and Little Village confirmed a street vendor was taken on Cermak and Troy and also on Damen and Cermak. These are on two major Latine commercial corridors.

Confirmed sighting in little village

Today October 10, 2025 at 10:55am we were able to confirm that ICE kidnapped a street vendor on Cermak and Troy in front of the laundry mat. Another street vendor was taken on Damen and Cermak in Pilsen. If you have any more information please call 855-435-7693 or to report any unusual or suspicious activity. Our community is safest when we are informed and organized.

Description of vehicles: a black GMC Denali suv and Tahoe

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 21h

stop asking me to review things!!! "tell us how we did" it was a dentist appointment. I cried and bled from the mouth. the maintenance of this decaying flesh vessel is tedious, humiliating, and ultimately in vain. bathroom very clean. four stars.

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19h

Chapter posing with the final harvest of the year. It's important to note that at no point did we plant any potatoes.

Chapter posing with a crate of potatoes and a bunch of assorted squash and cukes

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23h

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 19h

Busting out the Daihatsus to heal the TL.

A Midget II in front of a Ford F350 brodozer

A race-prepped Midget II. Grrrr... *bites a Porsche's ankle*

A bunch of Midget IIs racing in a Best Motoring video. They all have samurai-style banners.

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Owen R. Broadhurst ☭ 🏳‍🌈 🔻⛤ (he/him/his) @obroadhurst.bsky.social · 1d

Mutual aid request

I find myself behind in rent and am roughly some $150 behind target

I most definitely need some help

As always, forever grateful

PayPal-

@OwenBroadhurst

Venmo-

@OBROADHURST0710

CashApp-

$OwenBroadhurst

Zelle-

[email protected]

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7798785573

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 23h

A toenail clipping is in order

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 1d

One Batou After Another

Batou from Ghost in the Shell, the exact same picture.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 23h

The Lion doesn't ask questions like "can I afford that, is it in the budget?"

The Lion inputs the debit card information. If the card doesn't decline, the Lion can afford it.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 23h

Happy Birthday!

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 23h

nobel peace prize goes to Trump’s little extrajudical murder supporting friend

What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is

Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 23h

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61 clowns in a Twingo @quinnmadclown.bsky.social · 1d

Looping jumped on my knees when he heard him and here's his answer:

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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 1d

"No doorbell. Guess we'll have to get there attention some other way."

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 1d

The Lion does not concern himself with an arrhythmic heartbeat and shortness of breath.

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 1d

... Skool...

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 1d

Art by • Blas Gallego

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, you'd think they'd be loyalists, but the fits would be better if they weren't.

Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 1d

Oh really? My boss designed a large platform for an exhibit? And didn't divide it into small enough parts to fit in the elevator? And it's going into the third floor gallery? And our cheap ass carpenter built it out of MDF? You don't say? And I have to figure out how to get it up the stairs!? AGAIN?

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