Colin Perkins
@csperkins.org
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Computer networking research and Internet standards. Professor in the School of Computing Science at the University of Glasgow. Long-time IETF participant. Former chair of the IRTF. Personal views only. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 https://csperkins.org/
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chrischirp.bsky.social
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The UK’s independent scientific bodies are highly vulnerable to politicisation - over the past 5 months I've been working with @martinmckee.bsky.social to map out their vulnerabilities and it's not good news.

Today our report is published!
www.ucl.ac.uk/policy-lab/n...

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UK’s arm’s length public bodies are highly vulnerable to politicisation
Seven in ten Britons say it is important for top scientific institutions to be independent in exclusive new polling.
www.ucl.ac.uk
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mirya.bsky.social
Here are my published articles in each year and the number of times each was rejected before publication
A scatterplot of the number of rejections (y axis) by year (x axis)
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irtf.org
We are pleased to offer a number of Diversity Travel Grants to support early-career academics and PhD students from under-represented groups to attend the IRTF meetings co-located with the IETF-125 Meeting in Shenzhen, China, in March 2026.

irtf.org/travelgrants/
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irtf.org
Submit nominations for the 2026 award period of the Applied Networking Research Prize until November 17, 2025
www.irtf.org/anrp/
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sicsa-scotland.bsky.social
📢The SCOttish Networking Event (SCONE) have their next meeting @abertayuni.bsky.social

Date: 29 October
Time: From 12pm
Venue: Abertay cyberQuarter

Register to give a talk or to meet with other networking and systems researchers in Scotland ⬇️

scone.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/meetings-2/s...
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Strangely compelling
jonworth.eu
If you want some light entertainment today, it's tram drivers's world cup - live from Vienna on Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=smp0...
1st Official World Tram Driver Championship
YouTube video by TRAM-EM
www.youtube.com
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olivia.science
Finally! 🤩 Our position piece: Against the Uncritical Adoption of 'AI' Technologies in Academia:
doi.org/10.5281/zeno...

We unpick the tech industry’s marketing, hype, & harm; and we argue for safeguarding higher education, critical
thinking, expertise, academic freedom, & scientific integrity.
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Abstract: Under the banner of progress, products have been uncritically adopted or
even imposed on users — in past centuries with tobacco and combustion engines, and in
the 21st with social media. For these collective blunders, we now regret our involvement or
apathy as scientists, and society struggles to put the genie back in the bottle. Currently, we
are similarly entangled with artificial intelligence (AI) technology. For example, software updates are rolled out seamlessly and non-consensually, Microsoft Office is bundled with chatbots, and we, our students, and our employers have had no say, as it is not
considered a valid position to reject AI technologies in our teaching and research. This
is why in June 2025, we co-authored an Open Letter calling on our employers to reverse
and rethink their stance on uncritically adopting AI technologies. In this position piece,
we expound on why universities must take their role seriously toa) counter the technology
industry’s marketing, hype, and harm; and to b) safeguard higher education, critical
thinking, expertise, academic freedom, and scientific integrity. We include pointers to
relevant work to further inform our colleagues. Figure 1. A cartoon set theoretic view on various terms (see Table 1) used when discussing the superset AI
(black outline, hatched background): LLMs are in orange; ANNs are in magenta; generative models are
in blue; and finally, chatbots are in green. Where these intersect, the colours reflect that, e.g. generative adversarial network (GAN) and Boltzmann machine (BM) models are in the purple subset because they are
both generative and ANNs. In the case of proprietary closed source models, e.g. OpenAI’s ChatGPT and
Apple’s Siri, we cannot verify their implementation and so academics can only make educated guesses (cf.
Dingemanse 2025). Undefined terms used above: BERT (Devlin et al. 2019); AlexNet (Krizhevsky et al.
2017); A.L.I.C.E. (Wallace 2009); ELIZA (Weizenbaum 1966); Jabberwacky (Twist 2003); linear discriminant analysis (LDA); quadratic discriminant analysis (QDA). Table 1. Below some of the typical terminological disarray is untangled. Importantly, none of these terms
are orthogonal nor do they exclusively pick out the types of products we may wish to critique or proscribe. Protecting the Ecosystem of Human Knowledge: Five Principles
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abeba.bsky.social
here's my controversial take: i’m finding some sensational predictions about when the AI bubble will burst as unhelpful and unrealistic as some of the AGI predictions. hear me out

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“Where wizards stay up late” is generally regarded as one of the best and most accurate
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theonion.com
AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
theonion.com/aol-to-...

“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.”

Michael Shim, Systems Analyst
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davemck.bsky.social
The computers will cease screaming. All will be quiet for a while. With the unease of a quiet toddler, you just know something is about to happen and it's not good.
ernie.tedium.co
So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing.

help.aol.com/articles/dia...

ht @mat.tl
Dial-up Internet to be discontinued
AOL routinely evaluates its products and services and has decided to discontinue Dial-up Internet. This service will no longer be available in AOL plans. As a result, on September 30, 2025 this service and the associated software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued.

This change will not affect any other benefits in your AOL plan, which you can access any time on your AOL plan dashboard. To manage or cancel your account, visit MyAccount.
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ignactro.bsky.social
A policy for the use of LLMs in government is much needed 👇
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Accordingly, I'd argue that if politicians find LLMs useful, governments should run private instances of the models, trained in a known way with known data, such that the limitations and biases of the model can be quantified. They shouldn't use ChatGPT or similar public services. 6/6
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
#AgeVerification: what's the harm?

In which I distill a lot of casual pub chats I've had with friends into a layperson's guide to the #OnlineSafetyAct. What it is, the problems it causes, and why you should definitely care.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-ver...
Age verification: what's the harm? | Girl on the Net explains
Age verification has hit the UK, people need to upload ID to see 'adult' content. What's the harm in laws like this, if they protect children? Let's see.
www.girlonthenet.com
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Accordingly, I'd argue that if politicians find LLMs useful, governments should run private instances of the models, trained in a known way with known data, such that the limitations and biases of the model can be quantified. They shouldn't use ChatGPT or similar public services. 6/6
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You also have no way of knowing whether the LLM you're interacting with is the same as that provided to other users of the service or whether it has been modified to provide targeted disinformation to affect your decisions – modifying a service to target a high-value individual is possible. 5/
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Second, as a user of these services you have no way of knowing how they were trained, what data was used in their training, and what biases they may have as a result. You don't know whether the responses they give are aligned with your values or based on accurate data. 4/
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Further, the authorities in the jurisdiction where the LLM hosting company is based, and where the data centre running the particular LLM instance used, can also request access. Encryption cannot protect here, since the request must be decrypted before it can be processed by the LLM. 3/
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First, due to the way these technologies work, the company operating the LLM unavoidably has access to the questions asked and the answers the LLM provides. That information is potentially sensitive even if it's not directly related to national security. 2/
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Putting aside the debate about the value that LLMs may provide, there are strong arguments that politicians, or others in senior leadership or policy setting roles, should not be using public cloud-based LLMs. 1/
samfr.bsky.social
There's a real danger that the left/centre get themselves totally out of line with public opinion on LLMs (they are already so widely used).

Got to be possible to highlight dangers/risks while still accepting most people will find value in them.
anthonypainter.bsky.social
What an absolutely hysterical set of reactions to the Swedish PM using AI. Within two years there will be no one in an information job, which a PM is, who won't be actively using it in some form.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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katebevan.com
Your occasional reminder that VPNs are just someone else's internet connection and are riddled with their own risks. If you're going to use a consumer VPN, at the very least use a paid-for one that might be a bit less likely to collect loads of data and sell it on.
sparkes.bsky.social
Today PornHub introduced mandatory age verification for UK users - as demanded by the Government's new Online Safety Act.

In other news, searches for "VPN" in the UK just went through the roof.
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“to honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think”
annikainampudi.bsky.social
In an unorthodox study, researchers invented a special kind of floss that can protect against infectious disease. In the process, they had to do something no scientist had done before-- try to floss a mouse.

My newest in @science.org 🐁🦷

www.science.org/content/arti...
Engineers transform dental floss into needle-free vaccine
New method places inactivated viruses directly into mice’s gums
www.science.org