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Honeycrisp Apple
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Very sassy. Very Black. Very strict. Age: I used dial up internet to access web pages as a youth. Mavis Beacon is why I can type faster than you. Afro-🇺🇸Afro-🇵🇦
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Why Grand Crew shouldn’t have been cancelled (#GrandCrew) (I will add to this…until they bring the show back):

1) It was funny.
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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& yet folks still hype her...
she ain't beating the *checks notes*
"aligns with white supremacy" allegations anytime soon.
Today in luxury surveillance.
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Nothing Bundt Cakes should make an egg nog bundt cake
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DETAILED LOOK: Air Jordan 12 “Pearl Pink” (2025)
He got an MRI to see how much damage that stroke caused to his already low volume brain.
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Q: Why did Trump get an MRI at Walter Reed?

LEAVITT: As President Trump said, he would inquire with the physicians. I'll check back on that. Every single the day president is in optimal physical health
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“I’m very choosy about friends, I’m very choosy about people, I love people, but I prefer to be alone than be around people that are trashy!…” - Eartha Kitt 🤩🤌🏽❤️
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Gruesome testimony of the severe injuries suffered by a brave DHS officer in the line of duty. Thank God he survived this brutal attack. 🙏
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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In the past 24 hours Elon Musk has sent 9 tweets either endorsing Andrew Cuomo, attacking Zohran Mamdani, or going after the voting process as a whole — and he's retweeted many more along the same lines.

Billionaire wealth and power are a threat to the democratic process.
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Hey sweet thang,

This is your reminder that every living thing in the world slows down during these next months. You’re not lazy cuz you’re doing less. It’s okay that the early darkness makes you tired (it’s supposed to).

Humans the only ones who keep fighting against the natural patterns of life.
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In the face of this cruel government shutdown, we’re taking another significant step to protect Maryland families and children:

I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.
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This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers
We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v
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sadly it's not in the best interest of a single uber rich person to fund real journalism
if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
Taste!
Didn’t nobody come to the apple section for no gala, Fuji, or Granny Smith apples. Don’t PMO. Where the honeycrisps?!
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Defense can't even force a completion.

TIME TO GET YOUR CDLs
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My ex, who is now married and I have not spoken to since we broke up in 2023, just hit me up out the blue asking to use my Amazon Prime account so she can watch Reacher???
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Demi Moore in Gucci shines at the LACMA Art+Film Gala. ✨
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People complain about their audiences not moving with them when they hop social media sites but I actually love that I just meat a bunch of new ppl wherever I go on these interwebs 🥰

I got a different mutual circle on every platform and idk I think that’s cool
One of the books I read my babies is “Llama Llama Mess, Mess, Mess”. I just asked my toddler if he dumped the toys out of his bin. He said, “Yes. Mess, mess, mess.” 😂🥹
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$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this
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she is so beautiful my goodness
Queen Latifah ❤️ at the LACMA Art + Film Gala last night! ✨