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Honeycrisp Apple

@dabble.bsky.social

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Very sassy. Very Black. Very strict. Age: I used dial up internet to access web pages as a youth. Mavis Beacon is why I can type faster than you. Afro-🇺🇸Afro-🇵🇦

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · Jan 23

Why Grand Crew shouldn’t have been cancelled (#GrandCrew) (I will add to this…until they bring the show back):

1) It was funny.

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 12h

Hey sweet thang,

This is your reminder that every living thing in the world slows down during these next months. You’re not lazy cuz you’re doing less. It’s okay that the early darkness makes you tired (it’s supposed to).

Humans the only ones who keep fighting against the natural patterns of life.

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Governor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social · 10h

In the face of this cruel government shutdown, we’re taking another significant step to protect Maryland families and children:

I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 14h

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · Aug 7

We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v

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David Dennis Jr @daviddennisjr.bsky.social · 13h

sadly it's not in the best interest of a single uber rich person to fund real journalism

dan sinker @dansinker.com · 16h

if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.

Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 16h

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 15h

9-1-1 killed off a fan favorite to make the show more realistic but Athena is doing missions in space.

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 1d

Taste!

Lauren al-Ghaib @whimsikal.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t nobody come to the apple section for no gala, Fuji, or Granny Smith apples. Don’t PMO. Where the honeycrisps?!

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Emmanuel Todd Lopez Jr. @wholesomedeve.bsky.social · 1d

Defense can't even force a completion.

TIME TO GET YOUR CDLs

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 1d

#RecessionIndicator

Petey Wheatstraw @bigwoods.blacksky.app · 1d

My ex, who is now married and I have not spoken to since we broke up in 2023, just hit me up out the blue asking to use my Amazon Prime account so she can watch Reacher???

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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 1d

Demi Moore in Gucci shines at the LACMA Art+Film Gala. ✨

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 1d

People complain about their audiences not moving with them when they hop social media sites but I actually love that I just meat a bunch of new ppl wherever I go on these interwebs 🥰

I got a different mutual circle on every platform and idk I think that’s cool

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 1d

One of the books I read my babies is “Llama Llama Mess, Mess, Mess”. I just asked my toddler if he dumped the toys out of his bin. He said, “Yes. Mess, mess, mess.” 😂🥹

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this

WIRED headline reads: Trump's FBI pick Kash Patel Took Up to $5M in Stock from Chinese Ecommerce Giant Shein

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☆babygirl☆ @m4rti4n.blacksky.app · 1d

she is so beautiful my goodness

SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 1d

Queen Latifah ❤️ at the LACMA Art + Film Gala last night! ✨

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steve harrington’s hair swoop @uxalchemist.blacksky.app · 1d

What a beautiful man

SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 1d

Damson Idris 🥰 at the LACMA Art + Film Gala last night! ✨

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 1d

Cuz where would you even store that?!?! And imagine that thing running out of power mid-sesh.

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Honeycrisp Apple @dabble.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw that electronic cooch and I find it both hilarious and just that male mast*rbation devices are so complex whereas female devices can be stored in a pocket. *chuckles* Often imitated, never duplicated.