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I saw a couple of parents at my polling place that looked like they might be in this boat with you 😅
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pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
I'm gonna miss this golden age when half of my Bluesky feed is about baseball
"In boxes" sounds to me like it should mean verklempt. "My friend saw that there's a new ACNH update and is totally in boxes over it"
It's time…
Hey remember five years ago when people would just say things like "Raymond in boxes"
Sometimes, when I see a YouTube video I want to save for later, I click on it and let it play for a fraction of a second so it gets added to my watch history. It’s probably very convenient, but I have never gone back to watch anything I’ve saved in this way
the giant skeleton in my neighborhood is wearing a t-shirt with a skeleton ribcage on it
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I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
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for a time, calculators in the shape of floppy disks were a popular promotional item
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generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
I can’t believe I’m rolling with some of these dipshits in my Pokemon party but sometimes it just takes too long to train up replacement dipshits
It's good when a video game has a cutscene and in the background you can see a save point or a glittering resource node or something
pokemon z-a? more like pokemon z…noblade
cursed analogy that will mean nothing to anyone:

Skate : PewDiePie :: iPadOS 26 : Federico Viticci
made pasta tonight because a) I wanted to use up the rest of my jar of minced garlic and b) it’s getting colder and I thought it’d be nice to have that big blast of steam after straining it. I do also like to eat pasta but that was tertiary at best
Itoi’s Hobonichi quotes really have an energy all their own
I bet that particular scorecard box hasn’t shown up before!
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By changing only a single byte in the code of Mario Paint, the music composer will not stop at the end of the song and instead continue to play the entire contents of the console's memory as music.