Daniel Schultz
@dandadad.bsky.social
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dandadad.bsky.social
I apologize for the damage done to your timelines
dandadad.bsky.social
Difficult Power Of Attorney.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
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elisewang.bsky.social
For those not fluent in Catholic: refusing the Monstrance is not denying prisoners the Eucharist, it is refusing Christ himself, since Christ is present in the Monstrance.

If Portland’s blow up animals are the right language for Portland, this is the right language for Chicago.
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
dandadad.bsky.social
Are you sure that's not an android
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kayaoakes.bsky.social
Hangover of ten+ years of religion reporting: whenever I see a headline about a guy who believes slavery wasn't bad I shout "Doug Wilson" like I'm on Jeopardy, except it sucks and there's no prize.
dandadad.bsky.social
Why is a New York Times reporter sniffing around my LinkedIn profile, why
dandadad.bsky.social
The best enemy is the one that does not understand itself to be a enemy.
dandadad.bsky.social
To be fair, that crowd appears to be mostly media, who they're at war with.
dandadad.bsky.social
Localized Pluggers to the submitter’s area. (This joke may only work for ‘Sconnies.)
Pluggers comic for 10/11/25, submitted by David Maack of Racine, Wisconsin. Captioned "The plugger grocery list," a cat Plugger has a list drawn on his arm reading "Beer, cheese, gas, wine."
dandadad.bsky.social
One great way to make sure your employees don't turn up at a rally protesting you is to hand them a giant axe to grind eight days before the rally
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FEDERAL LAYOFFS WILL BE IN THE THOUSANDS: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL
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danahoule.bsky.social
Important thread
angus.bsky.social
There was never going to be a moment when everyone—everyone in government, everyone in media, everyone in the population—was roused to action at the same time. We're turning a battleship. And Pritzker understands that.
gregsargent.bsky.social
By contrast, JB Pritzker told me that people should flood the No Kings protests precisely in order to let the American people know that something is deeply amiss.

More Dems should be doing this, to send the message widely that we are in real trouble right now.

newrepublic.com/article/2016...
dandadad.bsky.social
To be fair, cheese is demonstrably worse for you than moderate use of marijuana
dandadad.bsky.social
BOMBSHELL REPORT: Nobel Committee wanted to give Peace prize to ANTIFA, but couldn't locate a representative to receive it.
dandadad.bsky.social
so did the frog win the nobel or nah
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dandadad.bsky.social
"WE BEGIN BOMBING GREENLAND IN FIVE!!"
"Sir, Norway doesn't—"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!"
jonathancohn.bsky.social
“The Nobel Committee is an independent body and the Norwegian government has no involvement in determining the prizes. But I’m not sure Trump knows that. We have to be prepared for anything from him.”

That they have to say this...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
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furinkan.com
A very happy birthday to Rumiko Takahashi! Born on October 10, 1957 in Niigata, she is entering into her 47th year as a mangaka! Happy birthday, sensei!
dandadad.bsky.social
You've probably been told 1,000 times already, but not a priest. A Protestant minister.
dandadad.bsky.social
"WE BEGIN BOMBING GREENLAND IN FIVE!!"
"Sir, Norway doesn't—"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!"
jonathancohn.bsky.social
“The Nobel Committee is an independent body and the Norwegian government has no involvement in determining the prizes. But I’m not sure Trump knows that. We have to be prepared for anything from him.”

That they have to say this...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
dandadad.bsky.social
(Looking regretfully at necktie) You would think 100% polyester would be machine-washable, but noooo…
dandadad.bsky.social
You should try being the Antifa Chaplain. "No GODS, no KINGS," how many times have I heard that one? 🙄
dandadad.bsky.social
@normornstein.bsky.social had a good call on Greg Sargent's post this morning. The way out is for Republicans to put off ACA cuts for a year or two. Will we be right back at that fight? Yup! Does it get everyone out of the immediate jam? Also yes!
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norbizness.bsky.social
Wasn't the recent exchange with Johnson and Rep. Dean something to the effect of "Trump is nuts" "Hey, some of you are nuts as well"?
dandadad.bsky.social
(Any politicians dumb enough to read my stuff may feel free to steal these lines.)