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@danfenlon.bsky.social
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Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
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danfenlon.bsky.social
So what internet challenges do you think exists in the Dc universe?

"Dozens are in the hospital after the viral "gotham tap water challenge""
danfenlon.bsky.social
SOMEONE has to be silly while the supposed "clown prince of crime" is too busy making another war for gotham or being Zazz in makeup
danfenlon.bsky.social
I never really got a child like vibe from modern Harley,

She's just being a Ditz
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kitty73990.bsky.social
Let's be clear trump does not give a fuck about politics. This is no longer about politics.
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itsyaboylloyd.bsky.social
If you haven't started reading Melo's webcomic, I highly recommend you should. Good stuff, yo.
letitmelo.bsky.social
4 years

How it How it's
started going
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urocklive1.bsky.social
They're stopping wind and solar because the president is an idiot who doesn't understand how anything works, doesn't try to learn, and assumes he knows more than all the experts about almost everything that he knows nothing about.

Also because Big Oil gives him lots of money.
acyn.bsky.social
Schatz: They’re stopping wind and solar because this guy has some very strange ideas about the energy mix. And it’s consistent with the rest of his political and economic philosophy — if there’s less of everything, it gives him more authority to dole out favors
danfenlon.bsky.social
MY PSYCHO FRAME FEELS FUNNY (destructor as the MSN-04 II Nightingale)
Destructor from futurama edited to look like the MSN-04 II Nightingale from gundam char's counter attack
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spideythursday.bsky.social
This is a reference like only 10 of you will get, but Cheetor’s voice sounds to me like one of the like 5 regular VAs from Cartoon Network’s MAD
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tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.
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bonnicula.bsky.social
Testing a theory:

reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
bonnicula.bsky.social
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
bonnicula.bsky.social
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
danfenlon.bsky.social
100% i don't even know if Ares is even leto's character's name
danfenlon.bsky.social
Spoilers

Ares says ITS ARESBIN TIME and Aresed all over the place
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Whoa, almost forgot to mute Tron: Ares so I don't hear any spoilers while everyone is talking about Tron: Ares, the latest installment of the beloved Tron franchise.
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
Whoa, almost forgot to mute Tron: Ares so I don't hear any spoilers while everyone is talking about Tron: Ares, the latest installment of the beloved Tron franchise.
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trans.bsky.social
i am not a punching bag. if someone replies to one of my threads being toxic & rude, then they shouldn’t be surprised if i choose to respond (assuming i don’t just immediately block them).
trans.bsky.social
> “I'm always suspicious of attractive, hypersocial queers giving out authoritative advice like this. It just feels exclusionary.”

this is literally just transmisogyny dressed up in tenderqueer terminology.
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thryse.com
My “Trump is a Goa’uld” theory is looking more and more likely.
navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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echosequence.space
It's hard to disconnect yourself from capitalist pseudoculture, but it's more important now than ever. Spotify is replacing your playlists with corporate muzak. Harry Potter shit is being churned out by the same people who own Batman and The Sopranos. They want to kill the human capacity for art.
danfenlon.bsky.social
You make a cool bird monster, i want to fucking fight it,

Imagine if batman arkham knight had manbat in EVERY cutscene and you dont fight him at all
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hottycouture.bsky.social
As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.