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@danfenlon.bsky.social
Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
Arrowhead is really having fun with this event in helldivers
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Arrowhead is really having fun with this event in helldivers
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I can only conclude that this is because she grew up before the advent of the microwave oven. 'Cause everyone I know lived on at least a partial popcorn diet in their 20s.
My mother's strongest Boomer trait is that she doesn't understand that microwave popcorn is a breakfast food.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I can only conclude that this is because she grew up before the advent of the microwave oven. 'Cause everyone I know lived on at least a partial popcorn diet in their 20s.
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My mother's strongest Boomer trait is that she doesn't understand that microwave popcorn is a breakfast food.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
My mother's strongest Boomer trait is that she doesn't understand that microwave popcorn is a breakfast food.
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Or... Hear me out on this one... We stop having political dynasties.
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Or... Hear me out on this one... We stop having political dynasties.
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It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
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I don't follow football but I see that all the people I hate are mad tonight, and for that I would like to thank Mr. Football and his family.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I don't follow football but I see that all the people I hate are mad tonight, and for that I would like to thank Mr. Football and his family.
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the media talking about conservatives when a dem is president: "we found 5 hicks who disagree with objective reality and we think they are correct"
the media talking about a liberal city when trump is president: "they said they're softening will you just shut the fuck up and stop whining."
the media talking about a liberal city when trump is president: "they said they're softening will you just shut the fuck up and stop whining."
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
the media talking about conservatives when a dem is president: "we found 5 hicks who disagree with objective reality and we think they are correct"
the media talking about a liberal city when trump is president: "they said they're softening will you just shut the fuck up and stop whining."
the media talking about a liberal city when trump is president: "they said they're softening will you just shut the fuck up and stop whining."
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
The jedi council aka the FUN police
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The jedi council aka the FUN police
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🟠we've been watching Young Justice with new cutie a lot recently and can I say their Superboy is SO fucking Hulk coded? like he's a sci-fi military experiment whose always big mad and leaps huge distance and he even does the tank fight in the desert bit from Hulk '03
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
🟠we've been watching Young Justice with new cutie a lot recently and can I say their Superboy is SO fucking Hulk coded? like he's a sci-fi military experiment whose always big mad and leaps huge distance and he even does the tank fight in the desert bit from Hulk '03
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Starting at Z is so funny because it's what a lot of American audiences did thanks to Toonami and stuff, and it just throws you into the deep end with little to know actual elaboration on what Dragon Ball is, so you just gotta roll with it lmao
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Starting at Z is so funny because it's what a lot of American audiences did thanks to Toonami and stuff, and it just throws you into the deep end with little to know actual elaboration on what Dragon Ball is, so you just gotta roll with it lmao
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Please remember that the loudest and clearest rejection of the pedophiles
Was Norman Finkelstein, a Jewish man , Holocaust and pro Palestine scholar
Who said he would strangle Epstein before meeting with him
Was Norman Finkelstein, a Jewish man , Holocaust and pro Palestine scholar
Who said he would strangle Epstein before meeting with him
please do not let epstein turn you into an antisemite
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Please remember that the loudest and clearest rejection of the pedophiles
Was Norman Finkelstein, a Jewish man , Holocaust and pro Palestine scholar
Who said he would strangle Epstein before meeting with him
Was Norman Finkelstein, a Jewish man , Holocaust and pro Palestine scholar
Who said he would strangle Epstein before meeting with him
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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I'm concerned that the past ten years has just been a radical experimental treatment for imposter syndrome.
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I'm concerned that the past ten years has just been a radical experimental treatment for imposter syndrome.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
"DONT DOUBLE PARK IN A ONE LANE STREET YOU ASSHOLE"
"Hold the door, hold the door!!"
"DONT DOUBLE PARK IN A ONE LANE STREET YOU ASSHOLE"
"Hold the door, hold the door!!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"You can keep the panties on."
"This is going to hurt."
"You need to drink more water."
"You can keep the panties on."
"This is going to hurt."
"You need to drink more water."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
*to ATC*" 2-minutes to Jumpers Away over *redacted*"
"2-minutes to door!!!!"
"Doorrr !!!!!!"
"GREEN LIGHT !!!!! "
"Jumpers way! Jumpers away! 14,000ft over *redacted*"
"shutting down for 15 cuz i need to piss and fuel"
*to ATC*" 2-minutes to Jumpers Away over *redacted*"
"2-minutes to door!!!!"
"Doorrr !!!!!!"
"GREEN LIGHT !!!!! "
"Jumpers way! Jumpers away! 14,000ft over *redacted*"
"shutting down for 15 cuz i need to piss and fuel"
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
"DONT DOUBLE PARK IN A ONE LANE STREET YOU ASSHOLE"
"Hold the door, hold the door!!"
"DONT DOUBLE PARK IN A ONE LANE STREET YOU ASSHOLE"
"Hold the door, hold the door!!"
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I think if Angel is the X-Man with the most interesting episodes in your X-Men cartoon, something went very wrong for every other character
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I think if Angel is the X-Man with the most interesting episodes in your X-Men cartoon, something went very wrong for every other character
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I laugh my ass off whenever someone complains that there are "too many superhero movies/shows" or "too many multiverses!"
There's never been a problem with an easier solution.
It's 2026. Watch something else.
There's never been a problem with an easier solution.
It's 2026. Watch something else.
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I laugh my ass off whenever someone complains that there are "too many superhero movies/shows" or "too many multiverses!"
There's never been a problem with an easier solution.
It's 2026. Watch something else.
There's never been a problem with an easier solution.
It's 2026. Watch something else.
Lets go further! Here's picard and riker in formal wear
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Lets go further! Here's picard and riker in formal wear
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"Urgh there's a male character wearing a skirt in the new Star Trek. New Trek is woke. Old Trek would never."
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
"Urgh there's a male character wearing a skirt in the new Star Trek. New Trek is woke. Old Trek would never."
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
Meanwhile back in the Next Generation pilot Encounter At Farpoint aired in 1987...
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There are 3 kinds of ghost Pokémon:
"This Pokémon honors the dead".
"This Pokémon is dead".
"If you ever look at or get near this Pokémon, you're dead".
"This Pokémon honors the dead".
"This Pokémon is dead".
"If you ever look at or get near this Pokémon, you're dead".
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
There are 3 kinds of ghost Pokémon:
"This Pokémon honors the dead".
"This Pokémon is dead".
"If you ever look at or get near this Pokémon, you're dead".
"This Pokémon honors the dead".
"This Pokémon is dead".
"If you ever look at or get near this Pokémon, you're dead".
Oh my god they're legitimately trying BOO-urns!
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Oh my god they're legitimately trying BOO-urns!
"Okay the story starts with a boy with a monkey tail living alone in the woods gets hits by a teenager driving a car,
Who then shoots him in the face
Who then shoots him in the face
I love Dragon Ball, but explaining it to someone just sounds insane if you stop and think about it for a few minutes lol
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"Okay the story starts with a boy with a monkey tail living alone in the woods gets hits by a teenager driving a car,
Who then shoots him in the face
Who then shoots him in the face
Clearly none has surpassed the origin that he was the first human caveman who evolved from an otter
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Clearly none has surpassed the origin that he was the first human caveman who evolved from an otter
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Wolverine and the X-Men does the thing I hate most when it comes to Wolverine, that being showing his backstory before Weapon X took his memory away, and he acts exactly the same as he does in modern day, but everyone keeps acting like he’s a totally different person now
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Wolverine and the X-Men does the thing I hate most when it comes to Wolverine, that being showing his backstory before Weapon X took his memory away, and he acts exactly the same as he does in modern day, but everyone keeps acting like he’s a totally different person now