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@danfenlon.bsky.social
Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
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So I read in some article that folks are adding deliberate typos to their writing in order to dispel suspicions that they’re getting machines to speak for them. That’s coward shit. I say just use the word “fuck” more.

In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...
The Muppet Show Pitch Reel (1975)
YouTube video by KermiClown
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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LMAOOO
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Age verification?

When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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and you know! if you're gonna do prequel shit, why are you hiring a ninth guy to play Spock when Tuvok lived through like, ALL the eras of Star Trek that have been written of. do a Tuvok series, then!
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Chapell Roan just dropped her management for being in the Epstein Files

?

Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Snapper and Rick, BFFs forever
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The existence of aquaflash is fucking hilarious because that would mean reverse manta would be the pettiest villian in the multiverse

A black hole of spite
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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"I’m all for indoctrinating kids into an economy." - Pablos Holman in response to a forwarded message to Jeffrey Epstein from Bobby Kotick
#FizzVsGaming
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"We have orphan sources you can borrow" 💀
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Welp, my aunt got scammed and now i gotta use my savings so she can actually afford her doctor visits

So fuck me for trying to save money right?
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Sitting here hoping the outcry will get Discord to reverse course because the amount of fucking work involved in migrating a decades+ old community to another messaging service made my soul sink into the ground
It's amazing how hard it is nowadays to do or enioy things without some company's decision ruining that, and the fact that there's multiple things I could be talking about when saying this, is depressing...
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My brother (left) and me if we ever got a pool
(He does not like swimming)
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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How time works:

1-2 years ago: Yesterday

3-5 years ago: Recent

6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago

10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one

15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please

20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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I want to point out AS A KPOP FAN

The reason folks are looking stupid about Bad Bunny is he’s AMERICAN

So while international performers are dope for Super Bowl and everything else, it’s important to focus on the distortion of his identity due to racism

So “kpop should be next year” doesnt work
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I read an essay that compared GOP racism to drug addiction; they can't stop, even when it hurts them. It's the lens through which they view the world.

The Hispanic pop of the US is its largest minority, only growing, and it's in the best interest of every party to court that vote.

But they won't.
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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This is pretty much a free union advertisement.
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Arrowhead is really having fun with this event in helldivers
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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I can only conclude that this is because she grew up before the advent of the microwave oven. 'Cause everyone I know lived on at least a partial popcorn diet in their 20s.
My mother's strongest Boomer trait is that she doesn't understand that microwave popcorn is a breakfast food.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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My mother's strongest Boomer trait is that she doesn't understand that microwave popcorn is a breakfast food.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM