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@danfenlon.bsky.social
Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
The future ones however

That's right we were still in "GREY BLOB" era of scifi
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I dont care if you hate watch it, watch it "ironically" or even pirate it

If you watch any of this, just unfollow me and dont try to be my friend ever again

Fuck anyone who watches this
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Was going for lemongrab but okay
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Thatโ€™s whatโ€™s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
"Teen focused finance app"

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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This is a giant red flag and I don't know how anyone can see it as anything else.
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Coworker: โ€œwhat did you think of the commercials last night?โ€

Me: โ€œI didnโ€™t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.โ€

*proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I canโ€™t leave the room*
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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There were so many pick ups in my part of town.

Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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I realize that dunking on the NYT is passรฉ; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that itโ€™s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we canโ€™t afford.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Because scythe sounds cooler
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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GET FUCKED, DRAKE
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Teaser for days of future past was awesome tho
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Okay YESSSS They aren't using the partner from the data breach!! Very happy for this Discord.
You get a cookie, Discord.

Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ah fair enough

Origins also had the war montage so that definitely a point in it's favor
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Origins is above last stand?
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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So I read in some article that folks are adding deliberate typos to their writing in order to dispel suspicions that theyโ€™re getting machines to speak for them. Thatโ€™s coward shit. I say just use the word โ€œfuckโ€ more.

In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...
The Muppet Show Pitch Reel (1975)
YouTube video by KermiClown
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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LMAOOO
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
It honestly works pretty well considering she grew up in a government facility so no natural light
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Age verification?

When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM