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Danny fen
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Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
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Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Mind you Columbus got recalled from “the New World” ( Japanese and Chinese settlers were seen in Mexico and there was evidence of African contact)

BECAUSE of how awful the treatment of Natives was
Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Company that doesn't use AI: We don't use AI.

Company that uses AI: We believe in the future, and in technologies that allow us to achieve the future and our creativity, we respect art and artists and we also want to make full use of all the tools that will allow everyone to create something memora
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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It's bad enough that Boar's Head products are constantly contaminated.

It's that they sell the same shit under like thirty different brand names so even if you stop buying their shit on principle they can still make money.
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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If companies actually cared about users complying with a Terms of Service, they'd put up a legalese-to-human translation with search and hyperlinks.

The only functional purpose of a Terms of Service is to deny liability.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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You can always depend on him no matter how serious a crisis to go instantly into circus clown mode
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I just simply do not understand how people are like "We've saved so many work hours by getting AI to write incidental dialogue" because if I was offered a 9-5, mon-fri, clocking in to write lines for a series of funny little guys reacting to things, I would work for 20 years and then die happy
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
First time making black and white cookies
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Marvel to trade Peter Parker to DC Comics, in return for Dick Grayson, DC’s 2027 first round draft pick, and a player to be named later
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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💜the real tragedy of Defunctland is he has to live knowing he's already made the best video he could possibly make youtu.be/CT37IyTJQy4?...
The Handwich: Disney's Failed Sandwich of the Future
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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🟠I love all the ones that are like "Disney saw this successful and popular thing and tried to emulate it poorly before acquiring it and then starving it of resources and declaring it a failure"
every defunctland video is a variation on "disney land was making ten trillion dollars a second until 2004 when they introduced the new 'pay extra or micky mouse takes your first born child' scheme. ticket sales dropped and in response disney fired all their staff and killed goofy."
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Macaulay Culkin says he has an idea for a ‘HOME ALONE’ sequel:

“I’m either a widower or a divorcee. I’m raising a kid … I’m not really paying enough attention and the kid is kind of getting miffed at me and then I get locked out.-
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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every defunctland video is a variation on "disney land was making ten trillion dollars a second until 2004 when they introduced the new 'pay extra or micky mouse takes your first born child' scheme. ticket sales dropped and in response disney fired all their staff and killed goofy."
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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republicans are pro child abuse
we need to protect kids from these people
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This is so sad.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Just when you think techbros’ heads couldn’t go further up their own asses…
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Such a funny thing to say about a character who's one of the most common jokes is

"Trustfund jock who became a cop"
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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“Being poor was a hardship, not a cheery sentimental thing in the background” Saying this when Ron Weasley is the wizard version of Chester from Fairly Odd Parents and Harry gets the slickest, fanciest Wizard shit for free through Inheritance. Unironically Guy who’s 1st book is Harry Potter-ass take
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I have never seen a more wrong take in my entire life it’s beautiful
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM