𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕱𝖊𝖓
@danfenlon.bsky.social
Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
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Coworker: “what did you think of the commercials last night?”
Me: “I didn’t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.”
*proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I can’t leave the room*
Me: “I didn’t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.”
*proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I can’t leave the room*
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Coworker: “what did you think of the commercials last night?”
Me: “I didn’t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.”
*proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I can’t leave the room*
Me: “I didn’t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.”
*proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I can’t leave the room*
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
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There were so many pick ups in my part of town.
Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.
Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
There were so many pick ups in my part of town.
Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.
Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.
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I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
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GET FUCKED, DRAKE
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
GET FUCKED, DRAKE
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Okay YESSSS They aren't using the partner from the data breach!! Very happy for this Discord.
You get a cookie, Discord.
Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.
You get a cookie, Discord.
Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Okay YESSSS They aren't using the partner from the data breach!! Very happy for this Discord.
You get a cookie, Discord.
Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.
You get a cookie, Discord.
Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.
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see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
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So I read in some article that folks are adding deliberate typos to their writing in order to dispel suspicions that they’re getting machines to speak for them. That’s coward shit. I say just use the word “fuck” more.
In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
So I read in some article that folks are adding deliberate typos to their writing in order to dispel suspicions that they’re getting machines to speak for them. That’s coward shit. I say just use the word “fuck” more.
In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.
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Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...
The Muppet Show Pitch Reel (1975)
YouTube video by KermiClown
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...
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Age verification?
When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Age verification?
When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents
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and you know! if you're gonna do prequel shit, why are you hiring a ninth guy to play Spock when Tuvok lived through like, ALL the eras of Star Trek that have been written of. do a Tuvok series, then!
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
and you know! if you're gonna do prequel shit, why are you hiring a ninth guy to play Spock when Tuvok lived through like, ALL the eras of Star Trek that have been written of. do a Tuvok series, then!
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Chapell Roan just dropped her management for being in the Epstein Files
?
Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it
?
Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Chapell Roan just dropped her management for being in the Epstein Files
?
Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it
?
Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it
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Snapper and Rick, BFFs forever
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Snapper and Rick, BFFs forever
The existence of aquaflash is fucking hilarious because that would mean reverse manta would be the pettiest villian in the multiverse
A black hole of spite
A black hole of spite
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The existence of aquaflash is fucking hilarious because that would mean reverse manta would be the pettiest villian in the multiverse
A black hole of spite
A black hole of spite
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"I’m all for indoctrinating kids into an economy." - Pablos Holman in response to a forwarded message to Jeffrey Epstein from Bobby Kotick
#FizzVsGaming
#FizzVsGaming
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"I’m all for indoctrinating kids into an economy." - Pablos Holman in response to a forwarded message to Jeffrey Epstein from Bobby Kotick
#FizzVsGaming
#FizzVsGaming
"We have orphan sources you can borrow" 💀
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"We have orphan sources you can borrow" 💀
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
Welp, my aunt got scammed and now i gotta use my savings so she can actually afford her doctor visits
So fuck me for trying to save money right?
So fuck me for trying to save money right?
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Welp, my aunt got scammed and now i gotta use my savings so she can actually afford her doctor visits
So fuck me for trying to save money right?
So fuck me for trying to save money right?
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anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.
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Sitting here hoping the outcry will get Discord to reverse course because the amount of fucking work involved in migrating a decades+ old community to another messaging service made my soul sink into the ground
It's amazing how hard it is nowadays to do or enioy things without some company's decision ruining that, and the fact that there's multiple things I could be talking about when saying this, is depressing...
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sitting here hoping the outcry will get Discord to reverse course because the amount of fucking work involved in migrating a decades+ old community to another messaging service made my soul sink into the ground
My brother (left) and me if we ever got a pool
(He does not like swimming)
(He does not like swimming)
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My brother (left) and me if we ever got a pool
(He does not like swimming)
(He does not like swimming)
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How time works:
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
How time works:
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you