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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 28m

the rulebook for Moon Colony Bloodbath says there are four actions, then immediately lists what the five actions are

captain jean luc picard has a problem with this four-five discrepancy

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DIO @danielirizarri.bsky.social · 2d

I think what's impressive about TRON is that, visually, it's still so much more interesting than any of it's sequels. It's crazy that they tried update this digital world by making it as 'realistically rendered' as possible. It's a complete misunderstanding of the original's charm.

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A K (Bone Coloring, Silian Rail Font) @aklingus.bsky.social · 2h

If you think you’ve got better things to do on this fine Saturday morning than to watch the Pee Wee Herman HBO special from 1984, guess what? You’re wrong, stupid youtu.be/VbhZZnIRPOI?...

The Pee-Wee Herman Show - Live at the Roxy Theater 1981

YouTube video by The Spirit of 1976

youtu.be

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 9h

"we put the 'ard in boners"

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 27d

no greater crowd-pleaser at the zoo than A Tiny Frog

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 23d

ran my shin into the coffee table and hoo boy thats a lot of weakness leaving my body

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 19d

Dig through the depression and burn through the doctors
I slam in the back of my Dragliacci

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 17d

a vampire will never bite me. i am wise to all their schemes

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 8d

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Because of woke.

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 17h

a biography of Wes Anderson called "O Futura"

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 20h

new phone passed a big test: BGA plays great on it!

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 21h

took me a second

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 22h

if ya know what i mean

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22h

The harpoon was hurled.

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Dylan Todd @dylantodd.bsky.social · 1d

“Is there a Mr ‘In the Shower’ Guide To Breast Health?”

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Fallout @fallout.bethesdastudios.com · 1d

"Maaaybeee" 🎶

Wishing a happy 28th birthday to the Fallout that started it all!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

hey there hot mama 👀

cartoon woman doing breast self exam on a doctor office flyer

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

wow I haven't seen a copy of this album in decades

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 1d

Cat believe these are all owned by one guy.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

Experience: I own the world’s largest Monopoly collection

Every set is exciting. I’ve currently got 4,379 different ones. The dream is to hit 4,500, maybe even 5,000

www.theguardian.com

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

more like Aziz I'm Sorry

Vulture @vulture.com · 1d

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

www.vulture.com

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

"do not open with sharp object" - package completely mummified with an inch thick layer of tape

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

listen to your heart jodie

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

is it not beautiful?

the board game Robo Rally...30th anniversary edition and all expansions

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

sounds like a combination of government and poetry, both of which have made the world a worse place

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