Jonny Five
@deadandgoated.bsky.social
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Fictional robot. Proud hater of bozos.
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deadandgoated.bsky.social
Look at this greedy chonk. I love him
deadandgoated.bsky.social
NGMI
elizabethedgett.bsky.social
Everything is AI generated these days. It doesn't mean it's fake. I'm still not convinced.
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journodale.bsky.social
Also, there is absolutely no mention of the rise of the far-right online that has moved the needle around support for immigration and the resulting scapegoating, which certain politicians have absolutely leaned into. Of course not. Everything is Trudeau's fault.
Just the laziest fucking analysis.
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deadandgoated.bsky.social
An article completely undercut byt the fact that the shit-mouthed hag that wrote it doesn't care about Palestinian children or trans children.
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
deadandgoated.bsky.social
Let's be real, America's rabid anti-communism already did the heavy lifting where that is concerned.

Bleak, indeed
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
My grandmother: *utters a long diatribe in Yiddish*

My friend: "what did she say?"

Me: "she said that life is a whimsical dance of ups and downs and the only rule is the music stops"

My grandmother: *in Yiddish clearly indicating that not what she said*

Me: *nodding sagely* "She's so wise"
deadandgoated.bsky.social
You sound like a real prick
deadandgoated.bsky.social
If the universe was just he'd be riddled with holes in an unmarked shallow grave
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credible-source.bsky.social
It's maddening how this is still talked about as if it's an incoherent position to hold.

10 years ago we said defund. The intervening 10 years have seen increased funding and hardened rhetoric. Now we have soldier cops invading American cities.

It could not be clearer.
johnathanperk.bsky.social
Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh
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polotek.bsky.social
I had a lot of convos with people who said they were sympathetic, but Defund the Police was a "bad slogan". I told them it wasn't a slogan. It was an answer. It was an answer to the constant question "what can we do to actually lower crime and make our neighborhood's safer?"

Anyway. Here we are.
johnathanperk.bsky.social
Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh
deadandgoated.bsky.social
Israel has never been trustworthy tho
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loryanne.bsky.social
He's absolutely right. This needs to happen and we need to do better. It's a fact. So let's not deny, let's do better. If we can't help, at least we shouldn't harm. Not to mention there are Canadians Zionists fighting and killing in the genocide right now. It's all disgusting and it's wrong.
deadandgoated.bsky.social
Im listening to that right this minute!
deadandgoated.bsky.social
The only restaurant where you eat in and eat out at the same time
butch420.bsky.social
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A wayfaring sign in what must be a hospital. A large arrow denoting “forward”, next to it text that says “Gynaecology” and underneath that “Restaurant” with a plate icon.
deadandgoated.bsky.social
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But so, too, will a lego on the stairs
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clairezagorski.bsky.social
“People who dislike Gen AI are just stuffy bores”

Bitch one of us actually knows how many fingers humans have and evidently it’s not ChatGPT
deadandgoated.bsky.social
Famously, real people, especially those that committed genocide, never play football.

.... o wait