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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23h

today in "predicted by 30 Rock"

Edie Falco on 30 Rock:
I MISSED THE VOTE ON A BILL TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL WHALE TORTURE.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 23h

I love when besbians.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 22h

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 22h

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 22h

Ew thanks for the heads up. I searched him up to block him and saw he was already following me 😖

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chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 1d

‘Are we eating out tonight?’

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

nice name

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Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 1d

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Kellen @captainkalvis
mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table
me: 1 ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FKEN
LITTLE ONES
aleshakills
I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't even laugh cause that's just how customers are.

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

A wayfaring sign in what must be a hospital. A large arrow denoting “forward”, next to it text that says “Gynaecology” and underneath that “Restaurant” with a plate icon.

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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.bsky.social · Apr 20

me [reading classic literature]: man this is just like what happened to wishbone

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

*looks up list of countries with heritage citizenship*
Oh great I can legally relocate to… Israel 🫠

jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

La Toiliata

jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 2d

Georges Bidet

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 2d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

That’s ridiclos.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

Welp

NBC10 Boston @nbcboston.com · 1d

Thousands of U.S.-bound packages shipped by UPS are trapped at hubs across the country, unable to clear the maze of new customs requirements imposed by the Trump administration. The company told NBC News it has begun "disposing of" some shipments. on.nbcboston.com/sHrvy3k

UPS is 'disposing of' U.S.-bound packages over customs paperwork problems

Thousands of U.S.-bound packages shipped by UPS are trapped at hubs across the country, unable to clear the maze of new customs requirements imposed by the Trump administration.

on.nbcboston.com

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

So we’re just going weiners out huh.

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

is mastodon like when you join Sleet but your friend is on Blizzard in club penguin

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 1d

performance and dancing drugs

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

Please sir, my shells, they're stuffed.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

Community outreach is my passion

The old D.A.R.E. (drug abuse resistance education) in red with text underneath it that says just dont ever say no to drugs and drug abuse recommendation education

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

They’d do so well on bluesky if only they had thumbs

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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 1d

I had a lot of convos with people who said they were sympathetic, but Defund the Police was a "bad slogan". I told them it wasn't a slogan. It was an answer. It was an answer to the constant question "what can we do to actually lower crime and make our neighborhood's safer?"

Anyway. Here we are.

Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 1d

Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 1d

Łink.

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1d

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

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