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Jonny Five

@deadandgoated.bsky.social

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Fictional robot. Proud hater of bozos.

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · Aug 25

Look at this greedy chonk. I love him

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 35m

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But so, too, will a lego on the stairs

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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 2h

“People who dislike Gen AI are just stuffy bores”

Bitch one of us actually knows how many fingers humans have and evidently it’s not ChatGPT

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 55m

Famously, real people, especially those that committed genocide, never play football.

.... o wait

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, fuck off, you sanctimonious prat

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck Israel.

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

They deserve to be [REDACTED]

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

Nobody stops them

Again

Fuck Americans

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1h

RIP to a legend people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1h

comic strip character Leroy Lockhorn sitting in front of a TV, with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth. his wife, Loretta, looks on, unamused

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

A actually want Fort Bragg military members to suffer. A lot.

Like, gimme a fucking break. They're rapists, kidnappers, drug smugglers, and murderers.

Like, jfc. "Won't someone think of the fascists' caloric intake"

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

What even is this framing?

"Can we all agree that a GSW is way worse than a hot meal"

Jfc, can we all agree that too many of you stand too close to the microwave?

Seka @seka222.bsky.social · 4h

Can we all just agree that ICE is way worse than Antifa?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 1h

No, because this framing is stupid

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

This is an AI generated video, you fucking clown

Pop quiz: How many arms do humans have?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

This is an AI generated video, you fucking clown

Pop quiz: How many arms do humans have?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

Go back to Facebook, crank

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

Hope it doesn't work

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h

China in like 4 days

So you come crawling back you cheap sack of shit

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 2h

Jenny Nicholson tweet
"How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor"

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 2h

Children's Christmas Choir

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3h

What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

Still less embarrassing than post-war recipes designed to sell new processed foodstuffs

Alex Jennings @alexjennings.bsky.social · 3h

I just watched a video where a woman shaves her head and weaves her hair into a hat and then just puts it on like she’s proud. I blame EVERYONE for this.

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

Did.. did you just use this taunting session of yours as a thinly-veiled excuse to jerk yourself off?

Thats weird Brian. You're being really fuckin weird

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

Lol oh yeah? Tell me more, lawguy

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · Sep 8

Doctors and Lawyers are always among the villainy when the forces of reaction begin to rise

Wonder why that is?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · Sep 8

Doctors and Lawyers are always among the villainy when the forces of reaction begin to rise

Wonder why that is?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

I been asking...