Alex Jennings
@alexjennings.bsky.social
World Fantasy Award nominee
Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
Buy The Ballad of Perilous Graves wherever books are sold.
https://tinyurl.com/2dazncx8
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Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
Buy The Ballad of Perilous Graves wherever books are sold.
https://tinyurl.com/2dazncx8
Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/AlexJennings79
8 year old me would be p upset to learn that I own 0 (zero) throwing stars AND 0 (zero) Transformers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
8 year old me would be p upset to learn that I own 0 (zero) throwing stars AND 0 (zero) Transformers.
New movie idea: Cher gets bitten by a radioactive condo and every 3rd Wednesday excluding blackout dates, she transforms and fights crime as…
TIME CHER!
TIME CHER!
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
New movie idea: Cher gets bitten by a radioactive condo and every 3rd Wednesday excluding blackout dates, she transforms and fights crime as…
TIME CHER!
TIME CHER!
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Bethesda NPC-ass government
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bethesda NPC-ass government
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
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are you ready for our issue 99 Table of Contents?
here it is!!!! (thread) ✨✨💖
POETRY
More Than A Blank Parenthesis Equals God’s Forgetfulness, by @nwuguruchidiebere.bsky.social
Grove of Jealous Lovers, by @alexjennings.bsky.social
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here it is!!!! (thread) ✨✨💖
POETRY
More Than A Blank Parenthesis Equals God’s Forgetfulness, by @nwuguruchidiebere.bsky.social
Grove of Jealous Lovers, by @alexjennings.bsky.social
/
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
are you ready for our issue 99 Table of Contents?
here it is!!!! (thread) ✨✨💖
POETRY
More Than A Blank Parenthesis Equals God’s Forgetfulness, by @nwuguruchidiebere.bsky.social
Grove of Jealous Lovers, by @alexjennings.bsky.social
/
here it is!!!! (thread) ✨✨💖
POETRY
More Than A Blank Parenthesis Equals God’s Forgetfulness, by @nwuguruchidiebere.bsky.social
Grove of Jealous Lovers, by @alexjennings.bsky.social
/
A white rapper named LL Bean J.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A white rapper named LL Bean J.
Today I told a friend about attending the Angola Prison rodeo years ago, and she was horrified—which is 100% appropriate. I always meant to go back one more time and write about the horrors, but I think the time has come to just do it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Today I told a friend about attending the Angola Prison rodeo years ago, and she was horrified—which is 100% appropriate. I always meant to go back one more time and write about the horrors, but I think the time has come to just do it.
I’m still fat af, but it feels SO GOOD to have lost so much weight that doctors don’t hassle me about it anymore. If they start to get that look, I just mention it and they shut right up.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m still fat af, but it feels SO GOOD to have lost so much weight that doctors don’t hassle me about it anymore. If they start to get that look, I just mention it and they shut right up.
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LP is one of our best and kindest. Every chance I get to talk to him at conventions is too short, but he’s just such a lovely presence that there’s a line of people eager to see him. Share and support if you can.
Please help @lpkindred.bsky.social stay in school in these difficult times. He's a great person who's had a rough go and deserves all the good things.
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
Donate to Keep LP in School Spring 2026, organized by LP Kindred
Hey y'all,
I'm LP Kindred, a Chicagoan-Angeleno writer/editor/teaching artist/culture work… LP Kindred needs your support for Keep LP in School Spring 2026
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
LP is one of our best and kindest. Every chance I get to talk to him at conventions is too short, but he’s just such a lovely presence that there’s a line of people eager to see him. Share and support if you can.
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United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I live in Evanston, IL, and I need somebody to tell me where I can find suya oxtails. If I find you’ve withheld this info from me, we will become the direst of enemies.
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I live in Evanston, IL, and I need somebody to tell me where I can find suya oxtails. If I find you’ve withheld this info from me, we will become the direst of enemies.
If you’re missing 5 or more teeth, you don’t have teeth, you have TEEFS.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you’re missing 5 or more teeth, you don’t have teeth, you have TEEFS.
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LP is working hard to complete their BFA at the Art Institute of Chicago, but financial hurdles are making it tough. Every donation helps cover tuition. Please consider contributing or sharing this campaign to support their journey. Every bit counts!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
Donate to Keep LP in School Spring 2026, organized by LP Kindred
Hey y'all,
I'm LP Kindred, a Chicagoan-Angeleno writer/editor/teaching artist/culture work… LP Kindred needs your support for Keep LP in School Spring 2026
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
LP is working hard to complete their BFA at the Art Institute of Chicago, but financial hurdles are making it tough. Every donation helps cover tuition. Please consider contributing or sharing this campaign to support their journey. Every bit counts!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-lp-in...
Why “dark money” gotta be the worst kind?
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why “dark money” gotta be the worst kind?
Somebody gotta send me holiday cookies/brittle. I ain’t making them, and buying them seems dumb. Next year I’m making something to send people, but idk what yet!
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Somebody gotta send me holiday cookies/brittle. I ain’t making them, and buying them seems dumb. Next year I’m making something to send people, but idk what yet!
I don’t like when people threaten to write things. Boot up or shaddap.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t like when people threaten to write things. Boot up or shaddap.
Wicked 2 wack as hell, btw.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wicked 2 wack as hell, btw.
I honestly thought that by now, the ruling class would have debuted a genuine replacement to the Concorde. Instead, they’re so busy stealing and hoarding everybody’s money, and they’re not even building cool shit.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I honestly thought that by now, the ruling class would have debuted a genuine replacement to the Concorde. Instead, they’re so busy stealing and hoarding everybody’s money, and they’re not even building cool shit.
Now that we live in Chicagoland, I DESPERATELY want to meet Mayor Beetlejuice in person.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Now that we live in Chicagoland, I DESPERATELY want to meet Mayor Beetlejuice in person.
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Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
I finally watched Precious (basedonthenovelPushbySapphire) this week and now I’m working on a spec script for PRECIOUS vs BLINDSIDE: Hard Luck & Hard Knocks. Dom Toretto shows up at the end.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I finally watched Precious (basedonthenovelPushbySapphire) this week and now I’m working on a spec script for PRECIOUS vs BLINDSIDE: Hard Luck & Hard Knocks. Dom Toretto shows up at the end.
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Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
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I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)