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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18d

Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
I wonder how many people have combo attacks but will never know because they don't meet their partner. Like if I met Barack Obama and we could lock arms spinning in a circle firing guns. "Sidewinder Spray". Or if I could stand with two machine guns on top of the shoulders of any of the other Obamas.
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13d

enriched corn meal
@guntoucher.bsky.social
SUSPECT: i only met the victim the one time

TRUTH
DOUBT [X]
LIE

DETECTIVE COLE PHELPS: do you jack off to the simpsons
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13d

kelsey
@oldkels.bsky.social
stealing my boyfriend's phone & muting my social media accounts because i want him to think i'm mysterious. finding his wife in the process and following her on instagram from my inspirational quotes account. blocking his wife's boyfriend because there are too many people in the mix already
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13d

merritt @merrittk.com • 2h
fucked up that theres a spell called "tashas hideous laughter." like a wizard knew someone named tasha and was like. man tasha's laugh fucking sucks so bad. im going to name a spell after how much i hate it

[replying]

merritt @merrittk.com
Tasha's Yee Yee Ass Haircut
July 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10d

Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?

R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵

LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.

R2-D2: 🎶🎵—

(knocking on wall)

YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 8h

graham linehan’s latest escalation is hiring ppl to dox and harass trans women. 🤷‍♀️

jus imagine for a second that a cis man was doing this to cis women.

society says not only is it okay to do it to trans women but it’s fine to publicly crowdfund to pay for it. 😕

Let's hire a private detective!
Here's where we are: for wears, Ive been reporting a group of men to the police. They ve harassed dozens of people.
the harassment and death threats they send my way, nothing happens. When others report them, nothing happens.
But here's what does happen: the police investigate us for talking about them.
Ine grotesque nature or this colacerason would be laservano trom a oritance. Unortunatty, fi not as a ostance, and it's been going on for years.
So I've decided to do something that feets wonderfully ridiculous and also completely necessary, hire a proper private detective. Someone who actually investigates things. Novel concept, I know.
I'm deughted to say that our prece on Melody Uawion has resuited in members of his tamity ottung m touch. And that s what we can do without a private detective. Think what will happen if we get professionals on the case.
Picture it: a licensed imestigater with a proper case file, following leads from Sussex to Capetown, gathering evidence the authorities keco oretendina doesn't exist. Well comale everything, oresent & to indroundent abservers and every maic)
outlet we can find.
What Your Money Gets
• A licensed investigator who actually does the job
• Document searches, survellance, evidence gathering
• Property documented findings that can be used legally or journalistically
Iknow vou're sick of the Cancel Tax. I'm sick ct it too. But ths onels dicent. This one micht oroduce results that and
decoly satistving no matter where you are in the foht. The l& detective work. And when tis done, we'll have something
Why It Costs What It Costs
The goal looks high because this isn't some bloke following someone to Tesco. This is a proper irvestigation spanning multiple juriscictions. Were not just atter a few bad actors. We want to out all of them.
Every donation puts us closer to exposing something the authorities have worked very

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christopher linoleum @scribblechris.bsky.social · 8h

the reason i love animation is because with it, things like this are possible

Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 15h

From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production

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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 13h

You’d better not be a talking shoe when I get there.

videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely British looking cartoon

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 13h

"My old penis is dying, and my new vagina struggles to be born: now is the time of HRT." - Trans Antonio Gramsci

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Fernando Puig @fernandopuig.bsky.social · 8d

Woke up this mornin’, gonna have myself some fun! Mama always said “dont step on bubblegum!”

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 15h

The Fine Bros in Fullmetal Alchemist:

RAFI: My cock fell off, Benny, you have to reattach it with alchemy.
BENNY: No, Rafi, I shall not commit the taboo of human transmutation!
RAFI: It's fine, just put my fucking cock back on, we won't see the Truth or anything.

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 16h

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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ryn 🦊 @makkoryn.social · 1d

please read the alt text

Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 1d

this is an image of pikachu getting sodomized

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craque victor reloaded remastered HD ft. dante from the devil m @craquevictor.on.computer · 10d

damn why would she say this

real, factual and official post of Jay ( @jay.bsky.team ), CEO of Bluesky, saying "i shit my doo doo ass"

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TeoPyon @teopyon.bsky.social · 1d

mua mua in the forest... 🌲🧡

#zelink #zelda #リンゼル #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #botw

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 21h

I am not in favor of the death penalty because I do not trust any government to decide who lives and who dies. That said, there are some people who deserve to fucking die, and Ian Watkins was one of them and the inmate who did this should go free. Fucking baby rapist.

Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 22h

Absolutely love to see it news.sky.com/story/lostpr...

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison

Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has died after being attacked in prison.

news.sky.com

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

#homosensual

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

I'm quite sleepy, as you can probably tell from the quality of my posts.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

GUY WHO I'VE BEEN TALKING TO FOR OVER A DECADE: I only want to date women who post on Reddit and say shit like "My chungus vagina is grepic."

ME: That's great, man.

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Natasha Tara Petrović @ Portland Retro Game Expo 732 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 2d

YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Van Jones has been found alive in Nashville with Ezra Yachin's cock buried in his ass, which is strange, because the rest of Yachin's body was found in London

Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

For me it's more of a "please god make it stop" situation

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot to mention that there was an enormous screaming donkey named Moose

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