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Uncle Big Bad

@dont.bsky.social

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he/him Be careful what you put in your head #ToddRundgren

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · Nov 24

Live your truth, then tone it down a little.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t show me half a mobile home and tell me it’s a luxury tiny home.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Sep 3

frankenstein pushing a bolt on his neck in, waiting for it to pop back out, and then using it to light a cigarette

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe something about a choke too.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 22h

Not 2-stroke though.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 22h

Horror movie idea: The Dishwasher That Never Stopped.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 22h

Sometimes it’s better to let a point stand on its own rather than muddying the waters with a counterpoint.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 23h

Underappreciated records by famous bands: Ambrosia - Road Island.

How Can You Love Me

YouTube video by Ambrosia - Topic

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

This Jared Kushner fellow seems quite trustworthy I’m sure everything will be fine.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

People believe AI can think because we think houses with 2 windows and a door are alive.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

You can’t take personal credit for being young that’s just a thing that happens.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, trying to get in the end zone.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

TPUSA was going to have their own Super Bowl too but all their running backs were gunned down in practice.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

That’s billionaire talk ma’am.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Like a seed vault but for hentai.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

The world’s richest man is launching a global initiative to improve the quality of porn you guys.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Welp, this clover isn’t going to eat itself.

The same buck from the side, on his feet and strolling away to the right.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Same, big guy. Same.

A buck deer lying on the grass in the sun with its head up, looking at the camera. His antlers have 3 points each.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

it's going to be an adjustment, but you can tell who sucks on here without a labeler by reading their posts

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 3d

Before forests, trees would just grow wherever. It was chaos

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Heard a lady in a radio interview say she supports the national guard being deployed to protect ICE but she doesn’t support ICE, so I’m going to need some better drugs.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 3d

I suppose you could create a feed of people you want to see without following them, right?

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 3d

Shine On!

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 3d

Not many Leon Redbone fans up this early.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 3d

we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”

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