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Uncle Big Bad
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Be careful what you put in your head
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Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
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People are saying their country is better than our country and I say nuh uh and they say is so and I go tell.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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When a Canadian trashes the USA: cool, get their asses
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated

lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically

Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
FYI if you’re a European who is bitching angrily at American citizens because of trump, when we eventually replace him with someone way better you will be obligated to publicly kiss all of our asses.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
After consulting absolutely no outside sources whatsoever, I have determined that my personal experiences have never happened to anyone before or since.
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Little Miss Muffet brand's best selling apple based brew is called Sat Down Be Cider.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’m beginning to think we suck at this society thing.
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I don’t know why the Americans don’t just take over half a large continent, maybe they’re lazy??
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I used to just let farts rip any old way, then I discovered Shaped Note Farting™ and it changed my life.
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 AM
As if social media clout was itself a sustainable thing.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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Drone footage shows a massive pileup involving more than 100 vehicles in Michigan, with injuries reported as hazardous winter conditions grip the area.
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I have a nomination for most vile tasting weed gummy of 2026.
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I, a fool, thought we might get a day off from our national self-harm project.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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deal
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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ME: O Lord Baphomet, I summon and bind you to this circle
BAPHOMET: Command me, mas- wait how did you pronounce it
ME, LATER, BEING FLAYED IN HELL: lmao he answered to bofamet
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sometimes you just gotta crash for a couple days, then pick yourself up and carry on. It’s okay.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Best day ever!
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I enlisted in the army today
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man
Lysistrata - Utopia
YouTube video by HarryRunt danu
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Uhm excuse me but pulling random victims from quicksand by their arms is traumatizing to people who have rotator cuff injuries.
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I love home repair diy shows. Tell me more about how it took 20 years and over a million dollars to make that thing livable.
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Your Myers-Briggs category isn’t who are, it’s who you picture yourself as being.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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This song just popped into my head out of the blue...
"Well it's freedom and justice for everyone
Who wears a badge and carry's a gun
Freedom and justice for everyone
Especially if you're a republican" #music #humor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKr...
I Hate Cops
YouTube video by Wally Pleasant - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM