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Uncle Big Bad

@dont.bsky.social

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he/him Be careful what you put in your head #ToddRundgren

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · Nov 24

Live your truth, then tone it down a little.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 37m

Maybe something about a choke too.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 41m

Not 2-stroke though.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 42m

Horror movie idea: The Dishwasher That Never Stopped.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 45m

Sometimes it’s better to let a point stand on its own rather than muddying the waters with a counterpoint.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1h

Underappreciated records by famous bands: Ambrosia - Road Island.

How Can You Love Me

YouTube video by Ambrosia - Topic

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 14h

This Jared Kushner fellow seems quite trustworthy I’m sure everything will be fine.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 14h

People believe AI can think because we think houses with 2 windows and a door are alive.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 15h

You can’t take personal credit for being young that’s just a thing that happens.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, trying to get in the end zone.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

TPUSA was going to have their own Super Bowl too but all their running backs were gunned down in practice.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

That’s billionaire talk ma’am.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

Like a seed vault but for hentai.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

The world’s richest man is launching a global initiative to improve the quality of porn you guys.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, this clover isn’t going to eat itself.

The same buck from the side, on his feet and strolling away to the right.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 1d

Same, big guy. Same.

A buck deer lying on the grass in the sun with its head up, looking at the camera. His antlers have 3 points each.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

it's going to be an adjustment, but you can tell who sucks on here without a labeler by reading their posts

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 2d

Before forests, trees would just grow wherever. It was chaos

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Heard a lady in a radio interview say she supports the national guard being deployed to protect ICE but she doesn’t support ICE, so I’m going to need some better drugs.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

I suppose you could create a feed of people you want to see without following them, right?

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Shine On!

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Not many Leon Redbone fans up this early.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d

I like to scream “Kevin” on the plane for a little laugh. Lightens the mood in the cockpit.

Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 2d

Every. Fucking. Time.

Michigan Republican pushing pornography ban linked to porn site, records show - Detroit Metro Times

A Republican state lawmaker leading a campaign to ban pornography in Michigan appears to have had an account on a pornographic hook-up website that promised users they could “find sex” and “get laid t...

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