Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
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Be careful what you put in your head
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Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
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magic 8 balls having “try again” as an answer is crazy like oh i’m so sorry for asking you to do your one and only job
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
magic 8 balls having “try again” as an answer is crazy like oh i’m so sorry for asking you to do your one and only job
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for the icy weather I must secure 20 beers, brick of shelf-stable cheese, a summer sausage, handle herbaceous gin, LED lantern, horrid blanket, speed, notebooks, pens, a gun to gaze at longingly, a lock of my sweetie's hair, petite cigars, the Gita, 1 pint robo syrup, glaucoma shades, a bucket, cat.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
for the icy weather I must secure 20 beers, brick of shelf-stable cheese, a summer sausage, handle herbaceous gin, LED lantern, horrid blanket, speed, notebooks, pens, a gun to gaze at longingly, a lock of my sweetie's hair, petite cigars, the Gita, 1 pint robo syrup, glaucoma shades, a bucket, cat.
I feel like I’m losing my goddamn mind.
January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I feel like I’m losing my goddamn mind.
When important things happen, Americans still choose weed over any other form of avoidance.
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
When important things happen, Americans still choose weed over any other form of avoidance.
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People are saying their country is better than our country and I say nuh uh and they say is so and I go tell.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
People are saying their country is better than our country and I say nuh uh and they say is so and I go tell.
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When a Canadian trashes the USA: cool, get their asses
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
When a Canadian trashes the USA: cool, get their asses
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
After consulting absolutely no outside sources whatsoever, I have determined that my personal experiences have never happened to anyone before or since.
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 AM
After consulting absolutely no outside sources whatsoever, I have determined that my personal experiences have never happened to anyone before or since.
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Little Miss Muffet brand's best selling apple based brew is called Sat Down Be Cider.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Little Miss Muffet brand's best selling apple based brew is called Sat Down Be Cider.
I’m beginning to think we suck at this society thing.
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I’m beginning to think we suck at this society thing.
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One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One way to amass a huge bsky following is to choose a large segment of the non-republican population to blame for all the bad things the 1% have been doing to the rest of us for over a century. It’s pandering but it works.
I don’t know why the Americans don’t just take over half a large continent, maybe they’re lazy??
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t know why the Americans don’t just take over half a large continent, maybe they’re lazy??
I used to just let farts rip any old way, then I discovered Shaped Note Farting™ and it changed my life.
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I used to just let farts rip any old way, then I discovered Shaped Note Farting™ and it changed my life.
As if social media clout was itself a sustainable thing.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
As if social media clout was itself a sustainable thing.
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Drone footage shows a massive pileup involving more than 100 vehicles in Michigan, with injuries reported as hazardous winter conditions grip the area.
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Drone footage shows a massive pileup involving more than 100 vehicles in Michigan, with injuries reported as hazardous winter conditions grip the area.
I have a nomination for most vile tasting weed gummy of 2026.
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I have a nomination for most vile tasting weed gummy of 2026.
I, a fool, thought we might get a day off from our national self-harm project.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I, a fool, thought we might get a day off from our national self-harm project.
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ME: O Lord Baphomet, I summon and bind you to this circle
BAPHOMET: Command me, mas- wait how did you pronounce it
ME, LATER, BEING FLAYED IN HELL: lmao he answered to bofamet
BAPHOMET: Command me, mas- wait how did you pronounce it
ME, LATER, BEING FLAYED IN HELL: lmao he answered to bofamet
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
ME: O Lord Baphomet, I summon and bind you to this circle
BAPHOMET: Command me, mas- wait how did you pronounce it
ME, LATER, BEING FLAYED IN HELL: lmao he answered to bofamet
BAPHOMET: Command me, mas- wait how did you pronounce it
ME, LATER, BEING FLAYED IN HELL: lmao he answered to bofamet
Sometimes you just gotta crash for a couple days, then pick yourself up and carry on. It’s okay.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Sometimes you just gotta crash for a couple days, then pick yourself up and carry on. It’s okay.
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I enlisted in the army today
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man
Lysistrata - Utopia
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January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I enlisted in the army today
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man