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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h

hell yeah

Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends.

Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner.

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Fiftieth Anniversary
Frog and Toad Are Antifa
by Arnold Lobel

Commemorative Edition

Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 12h

(looking through the window from the top floor of ANTIFA HQ, quietly, the ruins of ravaged Portland. Embers flying. Fires ravaging)

"They left us with no choice. God forgive us..."

"Sir? You don't mean..."

"Yes. It is time.

Release the ANTIFA Frog Special Forces."

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 13h

I love this image.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16h

No but seriously, Portland has some pretty mean streets

At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 16h

Imagining the poor loser who joined ICE in search for some meaning and glory in his miserable life and ended up facing dudes in frog costumes.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20h

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 22h

That is precisely why we from the Aborted Fetus Debris Vaccine Department of ANTIFA are avoiding the Molotov Cocktail people and their drama-queening. Please keep us out of it.

Granted, their dramas often provides us with high-quality raw material we need, but still!

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

How much does Fox News pay if you go on one of their shows and claim to be a "Former ANTIFA Member"?

Because I'm ready to spill tea on the Real-Housewives-level shenanigans that go down in the 72-story ANTIFA corporate headquarters. Especially by the lab assistants on the Molotov Cocktail floor.

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

That's fine. I understand. After all, if one had a sense of irony, it probably wouldn't be MAGA to begin with🤷

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

Damn you for making us send in the Antifa Frogs Special Unit! 😠🐸

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

The Night of Long Knives and Short Penises.🤏

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 1d

He only wanted Lee Greenwood because Lawrence Welk is dead.

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

It's even worse than Alex Jones predicted: the water is turning the frickin' frogs into ANTIFA!😱

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

Countdown until the Norwegian Nobel Committee suddenly becames a "nasty, very NASTY and FAILED organization that just wants woke and transgender for everybody!".

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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 1d

I hereby nominate the Portland Frog for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Municipal Fox @amunicipalfox.bsky.social · 2d

This frog is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM

Person in a frog costume faces down ICE agents

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait until MAGA dies out so this crap starts being just funny instead of also unnerving.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

How much does Fox News pay if you go on one of their shows and claim to be a "Former ANTIFA Member"?

Because I'm ready to spill tea on the Real-Housewives-level shenanigans that go down in the 72-story ANTIFA corporate headquarters. Especially by the lab assistants on the Molotov Cocktail floor.

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

Awful!😱I hope Kid Rock will join ICE soon and put a stop to all that!

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Parkrose Permaculture ❌👑 @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 1d

ICE is - thanks to Republicans - now the 15th largest "military" in the world. And they're such pathetic little badly-trained loser-ass wimps they desperately need a couple hundred of our Guard members to protect them from kids in frog suits and tutus dancing the cha-cha slide?

Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure if I understood correctly, but ICE, the best funded task force on the planet, needs the presence of the military because some protesters were weally weally mean to them?!? 🤔

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

Basically an act of war!!! 😱

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

The Obama era should've been the End of History, but, alas, white men insecurities are the reason we cannot have nice things.

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

No wonder they wear masks; I, too, would be fucking ashamed🤦

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 1d

The whole MAGA movement is basically "how *dares* the black guy be better than us white people?!? 🤬🤬🤬"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 2d

Well, *now* it makes sense😏

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure if I understood correctly, but ICE, the best funded task force on the planet, needs the presence of the military because some protesters were weally weally mean to them?!? 🤔

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🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 2d

tRuMp: ...a lot of folks don't even know who he is.

💣 > 107 Billion Streams on Spotify
49.5 Million Followers on Instagram

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

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Dorian D @drdorianoz.bsky.social · 2d

You know shit is fucked when that's the state of things😬

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