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Dr. Zoggle

@drzoggle.bsky.social

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tomato person on the internet international flavor I really like green onions let’s be friends

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 11h

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 11h

they banned me from the rave because I ate all the glow sticks last time

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 1d

this is how you dm me

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 1d

check this out

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 2d

5 to 7 pm are my metal hours. also 10 pm to 2 am. and assorted others

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

season 8 was wild

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

Nah, I rather just embrace off the grid as much as possible with a limited budget life style and become the crazy old man down the block who rarely uses the internet except to pay bills

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

yeah this my last bastion of social media, if this places goes, I‘m fine with disappearing

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

today’s record haul, heavy on the funk

Midnight Star - No parking on the dance floor

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 2d

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 3d

we’ve run into the issue where two people are usually available and everyone else are young with social lives and never around on the weekends

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 3d

yessss but I need this food to cool off so I don’t have an empty stomach

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 3d

dental
implant
Zoggle needs pain killers
dental
implant
Zoggle needs pain killers
dental
implant
Zoggle needs pain killers

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 4d

i'm making

a corn call

a slimline princess style telephone but it looks like an ear of sweet corn

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

I wanna get a snack from the kitchen but the random encounter rate is so fucking high and I’m already over leveled

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t think he likes our new boney friend

cat on a dining room table making a stink face. skeleton seated at the head of the table

cat making a funny face next to skeleton with a hat on

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

you can just put whatever you want in an aquarium, fill that shit with peanut butter and monopoly pieces, it’s fine

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

garbage pail kids aren’t funny, those children have serious problems

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

I bet it feels good as hell when you finally break out of your space cocoon and get to stretch your exoskeleton for the first time

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 4d

Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

walk out of the kitchen and this greets me

Steve the Cat
Hollywood the Cat in a box

Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 4d

I was excommunicated for owning a gamecube

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 5d

trashing hotel rooms was a really privileged, bougie, dinosaur rock kind of thing to do. you know what real punks do? get a good night's sleep, leave a clean room and tip the housekeeping staff. and hand in their keys 30 minutes before checkout time.

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 5d

sleep is stupid, hey body go unconscious for an unknown amount of time while our brain puts on movies about things you want to forget about