Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
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Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
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*weakly* boss I can’t come in today I got the
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The Blue Jays have to win on Canadian Thanksgiving, it’s in the rulebook
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hey guys remember that baseball game
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Redford AND Keaton peacing out this year in particular just another reason they don’t make ‘em like they used to
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Shame. Castration. Jail. Not necessarily in that order.
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sorry not sorry we love (some of) you but jeez (Lake) Louise
cdnresistance.bsky.social
For the ninth straight month now, Canadian road trips to the United States continue to plunge. Boycott the U.S.A. Elbows up!
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Are the Mariners still up to bat
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They can not make us love them or bully us into thinking there are in any way, shape, or form cool or culturally relevant. And that rocks. For us.
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Good news: The Blue Jays will be so much better rested
Bad news: this game took so long the Blue Jays might have died
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Remember 'other stuff'? Or did I dream it
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I had a favorite team now I'm merely cheering for He Who Ends It
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I don't remember a time before this baseball game
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Speaking of Dads who are jokes, I had to take over pumping your mom
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Getting accused of destroying it because of my raging avocado toast addiction
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Super pumped for 2026’s Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Portland Frog
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Super pumped for 2026’s Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Portland Frog
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gendercoffin.bsky.social
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”
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Don’t give them the narrative they want. Tell the story we choose.
caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
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You can bring a plus one but no number twos
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An organization that Fucks™️
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Which is definitely a real organization
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This is a great recruitment tool for Antifa
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blackhatblonde.bsky.social
They merely seasoned his rizz
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
emandras.bsky.social
incels everywhere: they have GIRLFRIENDS??
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.