Miss Dorito
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⚧️ • She/Her Linguistic/Cultural Anthropologist 🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴 baby tree momma I have a cat. His name is 🐿.
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emnicw.bsky.social
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
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hels.bsky.social
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
emnicw.bsky.social
But was he wearing a Rush shirt?
emnicw.bsky.social
When you decide which 1/10 of your forces to execute as punishment by rolling a 10-sided die it is called dicemation
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timprice.bsky.social
We’ve tried showing both halves of Jared Leto’s face and we’re all out of ideas
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
emnicw.bsky.social
Conspiracy Georg was breathing chemtrails and shouldn’t have been counted
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
YA or "young adult" books is a misleading way to describe most novels in the genre. Many of them have been published within the last year, making them baby books, if anything
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.
emnicw.bsky.social
Am i alone in pronouncing the anti in antifa like the anti in antidote? I just can’t bring myself to say anteefa
emnicw.bsky.social
Making rich people pay taxes is the antichrist 🤦🏻‍♀️

The anti-antichrist famously once said “render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s…”
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People paid $200 a ticket to listen to Peter Thiel do bog issue antisemitism for four lectures about his belief in the antichrist.

Lots of fools wishing to be relieved of their money, I guess.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Screenshot text from The Guardian:
He believes the Armageddon will be ushered in by an antichrist-type figure who cultivates a fear of existential threats such as climate change, AI and nuclear war to amass inordinate power. The idea is this figure will convince people to do everything they can to avoid something like a third world war, including accepting a one-world order charged with protecting everyone from the apocalypse that implements a complete restriction of technological progress. In his mind, this is already happening. Thiel said that international financial bodies, which make it more difficult for people to shelter their wealth in tax havens, are one sign the antichrist may be amassing power and hastening Armageddon, saying: “It’s become quite difficult to hide one’s money.”

It’s because the antichrist talks about Armageddon nonstop. We’re all scared to death that we’re sleepwalking into Armageddon. And then because we know world war three will be an unjust war, that pushes us. We’re going hard towards peace at any price.

What I worry about in that sort of situation is you don’t think too hard about the details of the peace and it becomes much more likely that you get an unjust peace. This is, by the way, the slogan of the antichrist: 1 Thessalonians 5:3. It’s peace and safety, sort of the unjust peace.

Let me conclude on this choice of antichrist or Armageddon. And again, in some ways the stagnation and the existential risks are complementary, not contradictory. The existential risk pushes us towards stagnation and distracts us from it.

How does Thiel think Armageddon will happen?
Thiel rarely gives a definitive answer about who exactly the antichrist might be or how Armageddon might come about – a central point across his lectures is that nothing is written in stone or inevitable – but he does give the contours of what a global conflict that could lead to Armageddon might look like.
emnicw.bsky.social
It was a unit conversion error. He was designed to be 6 feet tall but the fab shop used meters instead of
emnicw.bsky.social
Lime green squishy tomatillos
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drsandman11.medsky.social
Several of these extra innings could have been emails
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hobo.rocks
Clippy was too good for this world.
emnicw.bsky.social
One must conclude it was for the adults specifically as a prank on him
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catastro-v.bsky.social
not coming out until your 30s really sucks, bc you miss out on those quintessential 20s girl experiences like dating a really sweet guy who deals with the world wearing him down by getting ever more chromed up until he goes cyberpsycho and gets flatlined while saving you from a megacorp
emnicw.bsky.social
*whispers*: that’s step 4 but don’t tell anyone
emnicw.bsky.social
ad hominem = minus humanus
emnicw.bsky.social
One of my fav miniseries of all time. I really wish they’d been able to keep going with it
emnicw.bsky.social
A rent stabilized mansion? 🤷🏻‍♀️
emnicw.bsky.social
I keep seeing these roughly 1h after you post them and my brain explains that by telling me it’s a time zone thing
emnicw.bsky.social
It was fun & made me feel so smart
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emnicw.bsky.social
Whoever came up with “idle hands are the devil’s workshop” was talking about how badly they needed to stim.