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Miss Dorito

@emnicw.bsky.social

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⚧️ • She/Her Linguistic/Cultural Anthropologist 🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴 baby tree momma I have a cat. His name is 🐿.

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Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · Aug 28

It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.

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Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 5m

It was fun & made me feel so smart

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 5h

Whoever came up with “idle hands are the devil’s workshop” was talking about how badly they needed to stim.

Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 5h

I think my problem is someone unplugged me while i was updating

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Peter G @dwyfor16.bsky.social · 10h

TIL if your quarterback gets injured in the NFL they will put him down there and then rather than letting him suffer

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 20h

We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of

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Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 6h

Playing with the locals

a person is petting a stuffed crocodile on their lap

Alt: A very snuggly alligator being petted by a human

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Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 7h

* Black Hawk was the name of a famous Sauk chief, who opposed westward expansion.

Think about that. He fought to oppose westward expansion and you’re implying he wouldn’t be welcome in his own homeland.

Miss Dorito @emnicw.bsky.social · 7h

Friendly reminder that the Sauk tribe (Blackhawks*) lived in Wisconsin, Illinois, & Iowa long before us.

“The only Blackhawks allowed in Chicago are hockey players” may sound clever to you but it’s an incredibly racist & hateful thing to say.