Ersatz Doctor
@ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
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My philosophy explainer video channel: http://youtube.com/ThinkingAboutStuff PhD in philosophy. Community college prof. Mostly here for unserious philosophy jokes.
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ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I visited the cesspool (Twitter) to capture some of my past tweets. Here are a few (and some evidence that I used to be at least sort of funny).
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
The plant-based protein powder I use virtually every morning has unsafe levels of lead in it. Cool cool cool cool cool
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
While I do think there are legitimate questions here, it’s important to remember that what these tech leaders say is always first and foremost marketing.
dailynous.com
"The system which is now beginning to design its successor is also increasingly self-aware and [will] eventually be prone to thinking, independently of us, about how it might want to be designed," says one of Anthropic's founders. Should we be worried?
AI Development and Consciousness - Daily Nous
"The system which is now beginning to design its successor is also increasingly self-aware and therefore will surely eventually be prone to thinking, independently of us, about how it might want to be...
dailynous.com
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
These guys are gambling addicts. If they just plain old invested in crypto they’d still be miles ahead of the market.

Bitcoin is *still* up 35% in the last 6 months, 84% in the last year, and 916% in the last 5 years.

But even regular crypto’s get-rich-quick scheme isn’t quick enough for them.
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particledogs.bsky.social
whelp, this floor isn't going to lie on itself
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phdhurtbrain.bsky.social
Look, I don’t care what kind of life it’s led before I met it. All that matters to me is that it’s olive oil.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Despite saying this, Patrick is still my friend. This is what it can look like when you don’t let politics get in the way of relationships.
baslogic.bsky.social
You know what? I actually kinda like the material conditional.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I won’t stand for this blasphemy!
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Just watched the John Candy documentary. I got a little choked up hearing people talk about how he made them feel. A refreshing reminder of humanity.

Seeing someone’s humanity and making them feel like they matter is one of the most beautiful things in life.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Wild to think that the luck of your birth determines what you get to experience. People born in 500 years ago couldn’t have dreamed of Little Caesar’s Pretzel Crust™️ pizza and I feel sad for them.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
You may not like it but this is what peak Rage Against the Machine fandom looks like
A photo of former speaker of the house Paul Ryan wearing a backwards hat curling 40 pound weights
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fritschner.bsky.social
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period. Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. 

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Everyone's talking about Trump not getting the peace prize, but no one's talking about how Ersatz Doctor got snubbed too. Just another example of discrimination against philosophy phds.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I’m usually good at anticipating republican spin on their absurd actions, but even I’m at a loss here. What could they possibly say is good about this?
thetnholler.bsky.social
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Slimy Mike Johnson and hypocrisy incarnate JD Vance have no limit to their sycophancy. They will lie through their teeth to preserve power and they’ve only been rewarded for it so far.

In short, even in the face of blatant evidence of Trump’s raping of young girls, they will deny and downplay it.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
And if his base doesn’t leave him, Republicans in congress won’t either. This was clearly demonstrated by the R’s who disavowed him on Jan 6 who clearly assumed that would be the final straw for even MAGA. But as soon as they realized he didn’t lose support, they came running back.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Even if the Epstein files get released and Trump is everywhere in them, I don’t believe that will sink him. He’s proven time and time again that he can do and say whatever he wants, never admit guilt, and his base won’t leave him.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Johnny Cash…

the Man in Black…

the guy who played shows in prisons…

the guy they made a biopic of starring Joaquin Phoenix…

the guy still making hits in 2000 covering NIN songs…

…deeply uncool.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
A typo in my post about education? You better believe it’s staying in.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Colleges don’t just educate. They also issue degree which signals that a person has an education.

Once thing AI will almost certainly do is diminish the reliability—and so the value—of this signal.

Apart from in-class assessments, AI has made *measuring* knowledge and skill exceedingly difficult.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I know this is a joke, but a friend was just talking about how he watched an interview with @resistance.money talking about divine personality and now this joke hits different.
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eschwitz.bsky.social
New book in draft: AI and Consciousness [link in thread]
This book is a skeptical overview of the literature on AI and consciousness.
Anyone who emails me comments on the entire manuscript will be thanked in print and receive an appreciatively signed hard copy.
AI and Consciousness title page
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
“I do know they resisted the introduction… uh… the offering of national guard troops.” Are you fucking kidding me?
atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that