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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
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Most things I say are jokes I'm Farts Johnson Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek/MASH/Dr Who/Community Pink Floyd/Prince/Rush/The Cure/Funkadelic/Gorillaz TRON/MST3K/Garfield Dogs/Cats Southern as Fuck I'm 39
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Feb 2
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"

everyone nods and mumbles in agreement

the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"

in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Feb 6
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 12h
cow computer illustrations by Gary Larson
a nerdy boy with freckled chubby cheeks and short red hair is sitting at a computer desk looking at an old CRT monitor in which several Larson characters, including a prominently placed cow, appear to be pressed up against the glass screen. side view of a nerdy freckled Larson kid using a computer. behind the computer a cow is sitting with its head stuck inside the monitor. a cow with wild eyes and a wide open screaming mouth holds a computer over its head while a nerdy freckle face kid presses his face up against the inside of the monitor screen
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 4h
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 4h
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Ain't No Sunshine
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 1d
"We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe"
Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray in a promo shot for GHOSTBUSTERS II, giving the camera A Look
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 5h
Good God, I am so sorry and I hope you're okay.
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Mark Anthony Austin @bobafettanhse.bsky.social · 6h
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Mar 19
"I don't want to go, Vern"
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Mar 19
The Regeneration Scene is going to be very complicated and emotional
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Mar 19
I'm pleased to announce that I've been chosen to be the 2nd Ernest. Wait til u see me get Scared Stupid.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Mar 19
I'm pleased to announce that I've been chosen to be the 2nd Ernest. Wait til u see me get Scared Stupid.
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Toon Brains 🎃 @cartoonbrains.bsky.social · 6h
"what if jason and the argonauts had smoother stop motion?"

what if I super glued your butthole shut?
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 15h
my toxic trait is saying "the bayyybeeeee" anytime i see a dog or cat
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 9h
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
I think his is More Powerful than mine. lmao. I've never been able to get mine to grow out that long.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
My oldest nephew dressed for the homecoming dance. Looks like he's in a ska band. Proud of my hipster nephew. lol
Long haired teen boy in an all black outfit with a long red tie.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
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Shit Mirror
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8h
Hell Yeah
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 15h
40 years ago today this was the box office opening day double feature. What a time to be alive.
Theatrical movie poster artwork for REMO: THE ADVENTURE BEGINS (1985) and SILVER BULLET (1985)
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 2d
wimpy's hamburger restaurant sign, route 58, danville, virginia, 1982
wimpy's hamburger restaurant sign, route 58, danville, virginia, 1982
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 11h
How the media are gaslighting trans people
"How the media are gaslighting trans people" 6 frame comic in two columns. on the left, Trump, Hegseth and Bondi are disparaging trans people and vowing to exterminate them. On the right, newspaper article with the same images of them, reporting what they said but with no mention of trans people.
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ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy" @marktspence.bsky.social · 10h
Warn me when we get to Threat Level: Moving Pictures...
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M, sometimes called Chu @ms518.bsky.social · 10h
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Meatwad: Of salesman!
YouTube video by Adam Almeida
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 10h
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of salesmen. OF SALESMEN.
The Spirit Of Radio
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 11h
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Get fucked, Leto
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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 14h
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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👻 attack of the giant rissa🎃 @therissa.bsky.social · 14h
it’s the pelvic thrusting. he really feels it.
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