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james url jones
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Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep. Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 9h
Thought I saw a man trapped inside
He was small, he rode around on a light-up bike
In only sixteen kilobytes
— Natalie Imbruglia, “Tron”
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 22h
In the last three minutes I’ve seen half a dozen quote posts of the same ai video just to say that it’s ai. I thought we were past this.
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Saxton 👻 @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 1d
it's officially the time of year to add "it was also the night that the skeletons came to life" to every song
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 1d
minuscule is what happens when some but not all of you break up
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 1d
wait so are they supposed to be supported by their parents, or are they supposed to move out so they can go where the jobs are? WHICH IS IT, MOTHERFUCKER
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 2d
Luxflake says 18/19 yr olds should do "whatever it takes to get a job" & just "go where the jobs are" so are they also getting tents from MSD & what? hitchhike to wherever doing whatever. Sounds safe

Watch: Christopher Luxon defends cuts to benefits for youth | RNZ News share.google/dmgiFJGDWlx9...
Watch: Christopher Luxon defends cuts to benefits for youth
The prime minister says businesses are 'crying out for young people' as advocates decry the changes as a punishment.
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 2d
“…the little hat?”
“I made it for the cat but the bird keeps TAKING IT”
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 2d
is there a… mister strange and off-putting
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 3d
the enshittification of lime pie
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 3d
key lime pie implies the existence of several other lime pies that are somehow less essential
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 3d
A lot of rice is used in Mexican cuisine, but they don’t seem to go in for fragrant rice like basmati. I looked into why, and it’s because arroz by any other name would smell as sweet.
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 4d
NO! GUNS! WITH! JOBS!
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 4d
I’d probably turn it on first so it warms up a bit before I roll you in there
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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 4d
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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Victoria 💚 🧡 @vebate.bsky.social · 9d
Stuff undermining the truth. Israel didn't block the flotilla, they committed an act of piracy in international waters and illegally captured people carrying life-giving humanitarian aide.
Stuff article on the flotilla with the text "Israels navy blocked hundreds of people trying to sail to Gaza to deliver aid to Palestinians."
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 8d
covid can eat my entire fucking ass
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 9d
cancelling my netflix subscription because I’m a purist about alien robot genitals
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 9d
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 10d
very much looking forward to not being a person for a bit
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macnult @macnult.com · 12d
bro you look like you drop common items
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14d
I am like if ‘jump to recipe’ was a person
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 15d
Then it’s on Taylor if she wants to, idk, donate her fee to fix homelessness in a major city or whatever, but. Pay your fuckin labour.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28d
What if we kissed under the no context nordic noir subtitles
Female detective with the words so your job is reindeer stabber Man at a table across from a female detective with the words yes, I stab reindeer
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 15d
“Temu united states” is such a perfect way to describe the second trump administration
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 15d
the really cool part is when you find out there isn’t a “best” one. It’s part taste, part art, part clairvoyance, and only a little bit science
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james url jones @fauxpar.se · 15d
I’m 20+ years into a software career and “really cool problem solving” is still my favourite part. Breaking down an idea into simple steps an idiot rectangle can follow. There are a million ways to do it, and figuring out which ones are going to unlock cooler puzzles feels like magic.
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