@foolishsamwise.bsky.social
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Despite everything, I’m still me. And there ain’t no me but me. For better and worse.
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foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Oh hey. Hi. How’s it going? I’m Sam. I don’t really know how other people think of me.

Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.

My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
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collie.bsky.social
The architects of the Spanish Inquisition thought Columbus was too cruel and extreme.
drandrewthaler.bsky.social
You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Impossible to pick just one, but there’s something truly magical about Son Of A Bitch. Matt’s performance is a thing of beauty. youtu.be/4UoNB_yuQTc
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foolishsamwise.bsky.social
lol, only 4 players got a 7+ raising on whoscored last night (Wolff 7.7, Stuver 7.3, Desler 7.1, BHI 7.0)

Really want to rewatch that match, I feel like there’s probably some interesting stuff to break down that is going overlooked due to the “nobody did anything effective” narrative
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We’re only halfway through the 2025 CFB regular season, and it’s clear we’re headed to a full-on coaching carousel bloodletting.

Supposed institutions of “higher learning” have managed to negotiate themselves into paying $200 million to people who will no longer be working for them.
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jonbois.bsky.social
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Idk bro it doesn’t seem that common when you have a chill fanbase and a competent stadium staff. In fact it’s very, very rare. Ask me how I know.
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With sports-inspired passion comes an all-too-common drama also where millions of fans find so much joy. Every week provides viral moments captured on cellphones of sports fans behaving badly, often erupting into life-altering brawls and chaos. | Analysis
Analysis: ‘It happens at every game’: Why the stands at sporting events can sometimes feel like battlegrounds | CNN
If you’re a sports fan there’s nothing quite like the Fall season on the calendar.
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dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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lincolnrose.com
Some #AustinFC nuggets heading into tomorrow:

-Austin has scored first in the last 3 MLS matches vs. LAFC

-Ilie is 3-0 this year vs. his former MLS clubs. He has never lost against a former MLS employer (8-0-2t all comps).

-Austin is 5-1-1t against California teams (all comps) in 2025.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
yes i agreed to be the guy in your dunk tank but that was when i thought it was like, a basketball mech
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Hell yea, I knew there was a reason we were friends
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Look, I’ll hold up my hands and admit I was wrong, I underestimated the power of Etsy witches.
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
I really hope that Etsy witch gets a WS ring
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Seeing a commissioner get booed in any sport is always heartwarming.
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
100% this. I have no idea how they make a full set out of this.
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agua.bsky.social
[bene gesserit voice] no worries if not
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haileypiperfights.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Peggy Carter next to Steve Rogers in Captain America. I'll let you decide which is the founder and which is the girlfriend.
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Weird Al.

I’m 100% serious.

He is to lyrics as Steph Curry is to 3s
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Weird Al. The lyrical work he’s done *with other people’s music* is untouchable.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
foolishsamwise.bsky.social
If they’re 1-4, then a guy on the bench is *exactly* what they want people talking about, they don’t want their real problems blasted on espn every morning
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404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

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The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
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