@foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Despite everything, I’m still me. And there ain’t no me but me. For better and worse.
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Oh hey. Hi. How’s it going? I’m Sam. I don’t really know how other people think of me.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
SuperSmash T20 Cricket is back in NZ so it’s time for a full month of me being in awe of the Kerr sisters except when I’m complaining when they beat Otago.
Wellington is such a good team, and I love watching them play against anybody other than the Sparks.
Wellington is such a good team, and I love watching them play against anybody other than the Sparks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
SuperSmash T20 Cricket is back in NZ so it’s time for a full month of me being in awe of the Kerr sisters except when I’m complaining when they beat Otago.
Wellington is such a good team, and I love watching them play against anybody other than the Sparks.
Wellington is such a good team, and I love watching them play against anybody other than the Sparks.
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This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
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If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday
The thunder overall are averaging like 122 ppg.
Against the spurs they’re averaging 107.
#GSG #EthicalHoops
Against the spurs they’re averaging 107.
#GSG #EthicalHoops
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The thunder overall are averaging like 122 ppg.
Against the spurs they’re averaging 107.
#GSG #EthicalHoops
Against the spurs they’re averaging 107.
#GSG #EthicalHoops
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Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Christmas Eve.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
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It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
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POV: You just read a book on the history of Liverpool.
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
POV: You just read a book on the history of Liverpool.
The list of “sports jerseys I’d have if money was no object” is already pretty long, but after this match I have to add Tago Natsumi to that list youtu.be/zGqBRPGWjNg
(Yes, I’m now a fan of *yet another* team in real life after falling in love with them while playing Football Manager.)
(Yes, I’m now a fan of *yet another* team in real life after falling in love with them while playing Football Manager.)
【公式】ハイライト：セレッソ大阪ヤンマーレディース vs INAC神戸レオネッサ【2025/26 SOMPO WEリーグ 第14節 2025.12.20】
YouTube video by WEリーグ公式チャンネル
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December 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The list of “sports jerseys I’d have if money was no object” is already pretty long, but after this match I have to add Tago Natsumi to that list youtu.be/zGqBRPGWjNg
(Yes, I’m now a fan of *yet another* team in real life after falling in love with them while playing Football Manager.)
(Yes, I’m now a fan of *yet another* team in real life after falling in love with them while playing Football Manager.)
Thinking once again about how weird it would be to have a childhood friend grow up to be in a band and for them to write a song about how you were like, kinda cute, but he really just wanted to bang your mom
I feel bad for Stacy, is what I’m saying
I feel bad for Stacy, is what I’m saying
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Thinking once again about how weird it would be to have a childhood friend grow up to be in a band and for them to write a song about how you were like, kinda cute, but he really just wanted to bang your mom
I feel bad for Stacy, is what I’m saying
I feel bad for Stacy, is what I’m saying
If my take out order
Is a single item
Especially if it’s a self contained thing like a burrito
I DONT NEED A FUCKING BAG JUST HAND ME THE GODDAMNED FOOD AND DONT WASTE PAPER
CMON
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
Is a single item
Especially if it’s a self contained thing like a burrito
I DONT NEED A FUCKING BAG JUST HAND ME THE GODDAMNED FOOD AND DONT WASTE PAPER
CMON
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If my take out order
Is a single item
Especially if it’s a self contained thing like a burrito
I DONT NEED A FUCKING BAG JUST HAND ME THE GODDAMNED FOOD AND DONT WASTE PAPER
CMON
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
Is a single item
Especially if it’s a self contained thing like a burrito
I DONT NEED A FUCKING BAG JUST HAND ME THE GODDAMNED FOOD AND DONT WASTE PAPER
CMON
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
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How is it the Year of Our Lord 2025 and singers are still swapping the pronouns of song covers to make it Not Gay.
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How is it the Year of Our Lord 2025 and singers are still swapping the pronouns of song covers to make it Not Gay.
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What could go wrong
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What could go wrong
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Fashion prices are so bullshit. Even when they’re “on sale”
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fashion prices are so bullshit. Even when they’re “on sale”
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Pokédex entry #285
Shroomish: Mushroom Pokémon
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Effect Spore/Poison Heal/Quick Feet
Shroomish live in damp soil in the dark depths of forests. They are often found keeping still under fallen leaves. This Pokémon feeds on compost that is made up of fallen, rotted leaves.
Shroomish: Mushroom Pokémon
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Effect Spore/Poison Heal/Quick Feet
Shroomish live in damp soil in the dark depths of forests. They are often found keeping still under fallen leaves. This Pokémon feeds on compost that is made up of fallen, rotted leaves.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pokédex entry #285
Shroomish: Mushroom Pokémon
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Effect Spore/Poison Heal/Quick Feet
Shroomish live in damp soil in the dark depths of forests. They are often found keeping still under fallen leaves. This Pokémon feeds on compost that is made up of fallen, rotted leaves.
Shroomish: Mushroom Pokémon
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Effect Spore/Poison Heal/Quick Feet
Shroomish live in damp soil in the dark depths of forests. They are often found keeping still under fallen leaves. This Pokémon feeds on compost that is made up of fallen, rotted leaves.
Bruh.
Tired.
Exhausted, even.
Tired.
Exhausted, even.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bruh.
Tired.
Exhausted, even.
Tired.
Exhausted, even.
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Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Normally I'm of the opinion that gatekeeping is stupid and bad, but I feel like Hallelujah could have stood to be gatekept harder.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Normally I'm of the opinion that gatekeeping is stupid and bad, but I feel like Hallelujah could have stood to be gatekept harder.
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I haven’t read the magic story yet (that’s what Christmas break is for!) but I would not trust that man with cat shit.
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I haven’t read the magic story yet (that’s what Christmas break is for!) but I would not trust that man with cat shit.
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I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear