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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 14m

Need some #Astros people to contextualize this Nate Pearson signing. Rumors of converting to SP? His stats are … odd? What’s going on?

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 17m

German ladder manufacturer using Louvre robbery photo as an advertisement. “If it needs to be fast …” No US company would have the balls to do this, I love it.

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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺 @nsmckinnon.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the World Series we deserve in 2025: one team has one of the least-punished cheaters in baseball history. The other has George Springer.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h

Look, some of us grew up knowing we were gonna get high ASAP, it’s just how shit is, honestly everyone in your G/T classes are getting loaded right now in some way. Beings with brains like to alter them. DARE should’ve embraced harm reduction and they’d have a real legacy.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 12h

Dancing with the boys to Linda Ronstadt on a Thursday night. Raising them right.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 12h

My kid lost points for this in school today and I’m gonna demand to know why.

Kids’ drawing with the word COPS with a line through it and also the phrase “I hate the cops”

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 14h

Trey Yesavage will be the first pitcher to do the 6-7 thing from the mound.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

Just keep going

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

New girl at my hemp bill pot shop. She’s either cosplaying a certain type of 90s stoner girl or she got ketamine-fried and is just stuck there. Never heard so many “far out”s outside a bad Tom Hanks vehicle. Beads, patchouli, all that. Wtf man.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a very cute name, dear, now make with the midazolam and fent, strong push if you please.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

Every coaster I ever made in that game that wouldn’t put us all in The Hague was dreadfully boring and a waste of space. Extrapolate.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

If it’s game-worn or he touched it in any way, they got these witches, see …

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean you don’t ombré your toast?

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

Soundgarden send skeet

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

If you think there’s anything you can say about 2017 that fans haven’t heard before, you’re delusional. I don’t care. I’ve been watching the team since ‘86. It’s in my blood. I bonded with my dad via this team. It sucks what happened. Almost everyone involved is gone. Move on time.

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

What? You can’t stretch a tumor out?

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

Buddy, the economy has collapsed twice since the scandal, the stros went to 4 ALCS in the interim, and they don’t give out rings for hurt feelings. At this point it isn’t even rent-free, it’s a full-blown HOA fees waived no down payment ownership type situation.

RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 2d

counter: no it's not

Royals Review @royalsreview.bsky.social · 2d

It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a shame you weren’t fucked into a butt.

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .

ALT: a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .

media.tenor.com

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

My back is covered in tattoos that were extremely meaningful to a guy in his young 20s, but it’s embarrassing on an “Elliott Smith quote” level, not on some 14 words type business.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

who among us hasn't got a Nazi tattoo while out drinking with friends abroad

(lots of us! lots of us have spent our entire lives somehow managing to get zero Nazi tattoos!)

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Jays @johnstjh.bsky.social · 2d

More than anything, I'm just excited that the Mariners' fans don't get to experience a World Series. The icing on the cake is that they also missed winning a pennant with an absolute gut punch home run. And the cherry on top is that it came via a former Astro.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

We haven’t paid rent in 8 years.

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

I have some ideas for places you should put asterisks.

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 3d

We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays

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