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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 8h

Tired: buttplug guy

Wired: this mountain of a man

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 8h

We’re real freaks

coper kupp country @camorooni.bsky.social · 9h

how do you people do this 162 times a year?

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 8h

Canadian Hulk! Hulk smash there eh?

Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 8h

This guy is fucking killing me lol

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 9h

Naturally Jorge Polanco has been the Mariners postseason MVP

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 10h

The dumping has resumed

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 10h

Football kickers are arguably the most replaceable players on a team but cutting him would be a Big Deal because of who he is. And it’s like, they were perfectly fine with you being a right wing asshole but being bad at kicking? That’s the line

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 10h

“I really enjoyed that song about my son’s dong”

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 10h

Butker has a great racket going because if they cut him now because he sucks he can bitch on Outkick about the woke mind virus costing him his job or some shit

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 11h

Blue Jays, Dodgers

Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 12h

Cardinals have used the second fewest starters the last two seasons that means their rotation has been good right

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 12h

Different Starting Pitchers Used,
Last Two Regular Seasons:

10 SEA 🔱
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12 STL
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14 NYY WSH
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16 COL KC PHI
17 SD
18 ARI PIT TB
19 MIN CHC CLE
20 TEX TOR
21 DET BAL
22 ATH HOU CIN
23 ATL BOS
24 NYM SF LAA
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26
27 LAD MIL
28
29
30
31 CWS MIA

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 16h

“He’s not even pleasant to look at” 😭

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h

you got a long way to go to get to the most embarrassing Penn State football coach news

Pete Thamel & @PeteThamel
X.com
Per his contract, Penn State owes James Franklin more than $49 million.
•Pete Thamel & @PeteThamel • 13m
Sources: Penn State has fired James Franklin.

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 17h

Kind of amazing how quickly Kyle Tucker went from “top free agent, $500 million man?” to “God please don’t have my team give him a mega deal” And it’s not wrong!

Kara @karafagan.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I do not want Kyle Tucker back at all he sucks and he’s ugly and has less personality than any player we’ve ever had. Vibe killer.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 18h

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

A mascot in a blue suit with a red crab for a head enters a building.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 1d

I prefer “anti-fascist“ for a host of reasons and this is a nice practical one.

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure my eyes rolled a full rotation on that one

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

I’m pretty confident that won’t matter. The Dodgers are actually trying now

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

Three likable teams in the final four and the most unlikable as the fourth (and they’ll be winning it of course)

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

The duality of Bluesky

Two skeets from two different people, one saying it’s potentially unprofessional to refer to Pete Crow-Armstrong as PCA, the other referring to him as PCA

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 1d

These Taco Bell ads are an act of violence against me, a person in my late 30s

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

You’re allowed to be a lil petty, as a treat

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

What did White Sox fans do to deserve this

Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

Albert Pujols is willing going to manage for this franchise

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Have Anthony Rendon go to school to become an AC tech

Yusei Kikuchi told Japanese reporters after his final start— which he exited due to cramping
— that because the weight room has no air conditioning, he always does his warm-up drenched in sweat.
He wanted the Angels to fix the lack of AC, but they never did all season.
10:01 AM • 10/11/25 • 146K Views

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

A tied winner take all game you say

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

No no “fuck this game recap” is the correct response from the Tigers POV

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

After calling 15 innings that ended the Tigers’ season, radio voice Dan Dickerson accidentally let his frustration slip into swearing on a hot mic.

He apologized the next day, and fans largely had his back.

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

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