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Doom Dogs
@foreverdickiethon.bsky.social
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One-man campaign to name tropical systems after just, you know, numbers. As an ethical stance.
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What? You can’t stretch a tumor out?
Buddy, the economy has collapsed twice since the scandal, the stros went to 4 ALCS in the interim, and they don’t give out rings for hurt feelings. At this point it isn’t even rent-free, it’s a full-blown HOA fees waived no down payment ownership type situation.
counter: no it's not
It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal
It’s a shame you weren’t fucked into a butt.
My back is covered in tattoos that were extremely meaningful to a guy in his young 20s, but it’s embarrassing on an “Elliott Smith quote” level, not on some 14 words type business.
who among us hasn't got a Nazi tattoo while out drinking with friends abroad

(lots of us! lots of us have spent our entire lives somehow managing to get zero Nazi tattoos!)
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More than anything, I'm just excited that the Mariners' fans don't get to experience a World Series. The icing on the cake is that they also missed winning a pennant with an absolute gut punch home run. And the cherry on top is that it came via a former Astro.
We haven’t paid rent in 8 years.
I have some ideas for places you should put asterisks.
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We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays
I was hoping MIL would win it all and then we’d know for sure that the curse is only on SEA, but, you’re right, it does seem like the ghosts are doing double duty.
Tons of people celebrate Diwali here in Houston, and I never really understood this before. Thank you!
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Super happy for George and pumped to have a team to root for in the World Series! Let's go #BlueJays!
Told y’all
From an Astros fan … that one really hurt. I can’t wait for TOR’s next two wins. We’re on y’all’s side.
The Curse of the Pilots.
Holy shit are the mariners just straight up cursed?
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I’m so happy right now

Way to go Blue Jays!

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
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Sorry Seattle, but your series was doomed after Naylor’s blatant cheating in in the first inning. The baseball gods do not reward cheaters with championships. Next time try to win honestly, like the Astros. #alcs
Just think right now somebody’s plug is like “sellin some jewels lemme kno” and it’s Marie Antoinette’s corset pin with a 20 ct. diamond.
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selling some jewels on ebay $20 ono
They can’t make you check clothes you are wearing. But they can question you for swearing while wearing three layers of everything. And charge you for the seatbelt extender.
I feel like TOR has the edge tonight.
It’s been fun to watch the Curse of the Pilots play out on TV.
It’s fun to get involved in local politics and discover that the people who make decisions that deeply impact your life aren’t qualified to work part time as a crossing guard.
Every MAGA-coded couple at Disney last week was wearing them.
I’m a pickle person, is it good?