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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h

What? You can’t stretch a tumor out?

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h

Buddy, the economy has collapsed twice since the scandal, the stros went to 4 ALCS in the interim, and they don’t give out rings for hurt feelings. At this point it isn’t even rent-free, it’s a full-blown HOA fees waived no down payment ownership type situation.

RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 14h

counter: no it's not

Royals Review @royalsreview.bsky.social · 17h

It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h

It’s a shame you weren’t fucked into a butt.

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 13h

a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .

ALT: a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .

media.tenor.com

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 18h

My back is covered in tattoos that were extremely meaningful to a guy in his young 20s, but it’s embarrassing on an “Elliott Smith quote” level, not on some 14 words type business.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 20h

who among us hasn't got a Nazi tattoo while out drinking with friends abroad

(lots of us! lots of us have spent our entire lives somehow managing to get zero Nazi tattoos!)

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Jays @johnstjh.bsky.social · 19h

More than anything, I'm just excited that the Mariners' fans don't get to experience a World Series. The icing on the cake is that they also missed winning a pennant with an absolute gut punch home run. And the cherry on top is that it came via a former Astro.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 20h

We haven’t paid rent in 8 years.

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 21h

I have some ideas for places you should put asterisks.

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Spooky Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 1d

We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 22h

I was hoping MIL would win it all and then we’d know for sure that the curse is only on SEA, but, you’re right, it does seem like the ghosts are doing double duty.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 22h

Tons of people celebrate Diwali here in Houston, and I never really understood this before. Thank you!

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Jerome @jmszpila.bsky.social · 23h

Super happy for George and pumped to have a team to root for in the World Series! Let's go #BlueJays!

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 23h

Told y’all

Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 4d

From an Astros fan … that one really hurt. I can’t wait for TOR’s next two wins. We’re on y’all’s side.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 23h

The Curse of the Pilots.

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 23h

Holy shit are the mariners just straight up cursed?

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DocBites @nomowoe.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so happy right now

Way to go Blue Jays!

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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Little Astros Fella @greggiefella.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry Seattle, but your series was doomed after Naylor’s blatant cheating in in the first inning. The baseball gods do not reward cheaters with championships. Next time try to win honestly, like the Astros. #alcs

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

Just think right now somebody’s plug is like “sellin some jewels lemme kno” and it’s Marie Antoinette’s corset pin with a 20 ct. diamond.

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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 1d

selling some jewels on ebay $20 ono

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

Sweating ugh

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

They can’t make you check clothes you are wearing. But they can question you for swearing while wearing three layers of everything. And charge you for the seatbelt extender.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like TOR has the edge tonight.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been fun to watch the Curse of the Pilots play out on TV.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fun to get involved in local politics and discover that the people who make decisions that deeply impact your life aren’t qualified to work part time as a crossing guard.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

Every MAGA-coded couple at Disney last week was wearing them.

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Doom Dogs @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 2d

I’m a pickle person, is it good?

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