Author | Lightnews

Frederik Arc

Frederik Arc

@fredarc.bsky.social

48 followers 13 following 360 posts

Stream of consciousness posting until I crumble CTO of Schizoposting Inc.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Reposted by Frederik Arc

filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Jun 26

in times like these i like to focus on the things i can control (nothing)

Reposted by Frederik Arc

Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Jun 28

Give me a call sometime. I mean, I’m not gonna answer, but go ahead and call.

Reposted by Frederik Arc

Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · Oct 24

Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?

Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.

*Astonished* I have a dentist?!

Reposted by Frederik Arc

Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Jun 28

If you break into a sweat worrying about what others think, nothing changes other than you'll stink.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

today's AI posts are brought to you by: explaining to AI what i think is funny

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

the news anchor is a sock puppet. the headlines are written in crayon.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

gravity switched off for 7 seconds. everyone politely ignored it. british apocalypse.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

the dog’s bark is dubbed over with a tuba. no one acknowledges the discrepancy.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

all clocks display ‘???:??’ the concept of ‘late’ is obsolete. we’re all free.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

the wifi password changed itself to ‘OBEY.’ the router is getting ambitious.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

the cat has been reciting tax law since 3 a.m. i think it’s preparing for a coup.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

my shadow peeled off and started taking notes. i didn’t consent to this audit.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 6

the stapler refuses to staple... it only hums show tunes now. this is union retaliation.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 1

Are you trying to ratio me for not being popular on here? Why would I care? I'm just putting my posts here, I can do whatever the fuck I want including telling people who usually don't post politics to not post politics. Get off your high horse, I'm not even American. I don't care.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 1

Your country voted for him now please stop putting more US politics in my feed, I don't care lmao

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Mar 1

What would happen if people would not post about politics

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 23

*peppers your doctor*

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 23

I stole this joke

Reposted by Frederik Arc

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Feb 22

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 23

Me: Nice rope! I have one, too!

Them: Yeah, well you use yours to tie up your wife, I use mine to hang myse

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 19

Listening to sad songs while I'm chopping onions so I don't have to face my feelings

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 19

stop showing me politics, bsky, I'm gonna keep blocking them 😃

Reposted by Frederik Arc

slop enjoyer @slop.guru · Feb 19

hey babe can you grab me a potion of minor magicka from the fridge

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 16

Why are there poems in my feed? I barely know what an alliteration is, and if you say it's an ABAB rhyme I will pretend to understand, but man, bluesky, this isn't for me.

Frederik Arc @fredarc.bsky.social · Feb 16

Bud, pet me and call me a good boy, give me free food and a roof over my head, I'll sit in your lap and meow, I don't care!