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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
Ian's a dead nonce
He got shivved in prison
I think it was more than once

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 3h

I think someone who was best friends with Tom Binns shouldn't really b- ah, sorry. I forgot he has zero self awareness. Put me down for a tenner.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

Less baby rapists

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

Grim Night from the Halloween EP is a great audio drama, especially if you revel at the downfall of a certain hate-filled carbonara spinster.

Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 23h

All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music

Michael Legge

Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.

michaellegge.bandcamp.com

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

A quarter of a million a MONTH? Part of me is hoping that their main hits are on some nostalgic 2000s playlist curated by some 40-year old who subscribed to Kerrang.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
Ian's a dead nonce
He got shivved in prison
I think it was more than once

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

Like that scene in A Beautiful Mind but I just see everything as a cryptic crossword clue.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5h

Hope he screamed his heart out, the dead nonce.

Far Out Magazine @faroutmagazine.co.uk · 5h

Ian Watkins, Lostprophets singer and convicted paedophile, murdered in prison

The attack occurred in Wakefield prison. The post Ian Watkins, Lostprophets singer and convicted paedophile, murdered in prison first appeared on Far Out Magazine.

faroutmagazine.co.uk

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5h

The side effect of having seven eye drops a day is the fucking metallic taste you get about 20 minutes after each drop. At least fashion a strawberry version of dexamethasone, NHS!

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5h

"Fucking reform leaflet" is a good cryptic crossword clue for "FELLATE".

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 5h

Fucking reform leaflet through the door while I was out. Fascist fucking cunts. Genuinely sickening.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 7h

They really overdid it on the bottom one

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 7h

This looks like an @eddache.bsky.social YouTube thumbnail.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 8h

Noot explained: “I’m a great friend to Paige. I’m very supportive of her work. I repost and reply to everything she says – much more than her supposed friends in real life.”

Autistic boomer man unaware he’s new female friend’s reply guy

An autistic man in his 60s who recently began communicating a well-known woman in her early 20s online is reportedly referring to her as his “good friend, Paige.” Robert Noot, 63, who followed…

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

Hey, who wants a DISCOUNT CODE?!

Get 25% off tickets to my Nottingham Comedy Festival show on 1st November by typing code BIGKNEE at checkout. This means this is cheaper than buying on the door on the day! Astonishing.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5d

I DO THIS UNDER DURESS.

My last three Nottingham Comedy Festival shows have been sell-outs because people buy tickets on the day. My venue keeps moaning "eurgh, you've only sold five tickets". If you are coming, buy a ticket.

www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10h

Alan Davies popped up as "people you may know". His Facebook bio says "Friends keep sending me videos I can't watch so had to make a profile. Don't friend me".

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h

@andrewt.net Can you ask Paul if Cheese on Toast is a valid breakfast food.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h

Oh God. I just had a vision of an advert saying PAY FOR YOUR COVID VACCINATION USING KLARNA.

Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 12h

It’s dispiriting that this is what getting a COVID vaccination now looks like to this chronic asthmatic.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

I was told after a gig I should go on Cats Does Countdown and I told them I'd check the Jobseeker's site in the morning. They didn't seem to like that response.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

Hey, who wants a DISCOUNT CODE?!

Get 25% off tickets to my Nottingham Comedy Festival show on 1st November by typing code BIGKNEE at checkout. This means this is cheaper than buying on the door on the day! Astonishing.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 5d

I DO THIS UNDER DURESS.

My last three Nottingham Comedy Festival shows have been sell-outs because people buy tickets on the day. My venue keeps moaning "eurgh, you've only sold five tickets". If you are coming, buy a ticket.

www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14h

With the skilled aid of a knife you could play 3D Tetris

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14h

The early Channel 4 Norton was wonderful. He did five shows a week! I think he scrubbed them from rhe Internet with the help of a strong legal team.

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 4d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 23h

No, Graham Norton. You can't just have four A-list guests on the show. You need to plonk someone on the end of the couch who has done Live at the Apollo exactly once.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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