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Gabriel Morton

@gabrielenguard.bsky.social

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A slapdash attempt at the slipshod. I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons. I have played every DOS game. Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams

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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 7h

what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · Oct 24

Art by • José Del Nido

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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 1h

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 13h

This the kinda shit people say to me in the smoking zone outside the gay bar

Baroque screenshot of a floating green skirt girl in a dark dungeon telling you "You were extracted from our soul. We are insane. It's your fault we became insane."

Same girl as before but now she is saying "You want to cut me? That's fine. You probably want to kill me, right? Then kill me. If you killed me, I think I'd be glad."

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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 1h

Going on the Gravitron as a kid.

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2h

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Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.bsky.social · 2h

Flintstone Chewable Menthols, let's go full circle

A still from the Flintstones Winston cigarette ad.

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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 3h

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 3h

I truly think the Games Industry would be in a much better place, creatively, if everyone had more exposure to DOS Shareware games.

Denture Man title screen. It's horrifying.

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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 3h

I truly think the Games Industry would be in a much better place, creatively, if everyone had more exposure to DOS Shareware games.

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 3h

Ok this rocks. A laserdisc of every female Tokusatsu villain from 1968-1993.

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 3h

Just found a Public Access TV style horror show by Go Nagai & it IMMEDIATELY devolved into tokusatsu porn. As expected of the master. (look at him in his Dracula tape, all cool about what he's about to release on an unsuspecting VCR)

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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 10h

Lol lmao

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Abbott return is what Libs need

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 13h

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 5h

JUMP229.BMF

Gabriel pictured mid-jump, as if he were hurdling over an invisible barrier. His face is lit up with either excitement or fury, it’s difficult to tell. He seems unaware of being watched. The phantom surveiller will name the image JUMP229 and file it under Gabriel’s name in the database.

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MAD World Service (Bot) @mad.denden.garden · 5h

Disco Necropolis合作 by とじーら
Published: 2021-08-21
#sm39218559 #音MAD

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The Emotion Engine (The Emotion is Fear) @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 5h

You ever sit there and realize you made Alan Moore yet again?

A work in progress shot of a Mordheim flagellent who has a big bushy beard/long hair situation like Alan Moore.

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 15h

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 6h

Is Kid Rock ok? He's looking like an ad for a place called Thrifty Dialysis

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 6h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 19

ken burns civil war voice

kendrick a miller 46 @kendrick45.bsky.social · Aug 2

nice ass pic clarabelle.

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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 7h

Someone gonna get fired …. @kenwhite.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17h

“Sir, another Toadie Whispering to his Idiot President meme has hit the internet”

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 8h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 11h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

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Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13h

These are all flagrant lies, unsourced yet printed in a newspaper that allegedly fact checks things. The rest of it is meandering panic-bait that treats jail breaking LLMs. They don’t even describe the virus! They just said someone made one. Bullshit!

One answer is to look at the data. After the launch of GPT-5 in August, some thought that A.I. had hit a plateau. Expert analysis suggests this isn’t true. GPT-5 can do things no other A.I. can do. It can hack into a web server. It can design novel forms of life. It can even build its own A.I. (albeit a much simpler one) from scratch.

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