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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 4h

Feds have got until midnight tonight to take down the fence in front of the Broadview ICE facility, per a recent ruling from district judge LaShonda Hunt.

Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere @tylerplariviere.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure what’s up but this flatbed with what appears like more fence materials has pulled up outside Broadview.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3h

very random that they funded Airbnb with $40 boxes of political breakfast cereal back when it was AirBed & Breakfast because you literally slept on air mattresses

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 5h

What what?

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14h

> @governor.ca.gov

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 10h

What?

Some anti feminist is going to log onto Facebook and see that algorithm pull and go "SMALL PUSSY?! The woke are out of control!" And then Facebook has their attention and ad interaction for the next hour.

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 10h

This is bait for people that hate blue hair

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Apr 20

loaded up Facebook for the first time in a while and it immediately served me this reel thumbnail

female comedian with short dark hair captioned "my pussy small?"

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 10h

A naked guy on a bike can explode and completely level a 5 block radius of Portland, it's no joke

Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 10h

THE MOST THREATENING THING I'VE SEEN YET:
Guy on bike had no clothes

Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 10h

Dude who uses an app tethered to his son’s phone to check in on their shared porn consumption is scared of some naked cyclists in Portland 😂

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Aug 29

Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s penis.

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · Jul 14

Yes, & this feature allows me (clear-sighted, unbiased and fully informed) to declare with certainty the reasons for the events, how the events transpired & the inevitable ramifications of those events, all within minutes of becoming aware of them. You're all welcome, even the ingrates and haters.

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 14

my favorite thing about events is how they’re all completely knowable in a framework of cause-and-effect with clear motivations and outcomes that confirm my expectations of an ordered reality

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SafferMaster @saffermaster.bsky.social · 10h

Facts matter

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10h

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13h

So this time the boat *wasn't even moving*.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

ERIKA KIRK: He did pray for his enemies, which is very hard, but he did

TRUMP: *shit-eating grin, shrugs*

ERIKA KIRK: I saw him do it

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 14h

If your God needs to saved by Eric Trump, it’s time to start asking questions

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 18h

“You don’t want people to die? You’re so fucking weird dude.”

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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 18h

Bluesky user philip.health‬: You think we should provide free healthcare to people in the States illegally?
‪Bluesky user dochocson.bsky.social‬: Yes, because they're people.
‪Bluesky user philip.health‬: Should we give free healthcare to all people in the world, regardless of where they live? They are people as well.
‪Bluesky user biden2028.bsky.social‬: Sounds good.
Bluesky user philip.health‬: I guess we're in absurdville in the nutball part of bsky.

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 13h

Does it really take 6 people to run drugs? Seems like 4 of those crew could be replaced with more drugs.

Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1d

Catastrophic losses, I call those catastlosses

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1d

That's what I've been thinking. Even if it's not actually used for this, the inflatable suits seem like a very easy way to conceal weapons, and I bet police will probably use that to make arrests.

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 1d

It just occurred to me that within the next 6 weeks we'll almost certainly see some 22 year old 4channer in an inflatable frog suit commit a mass shooting.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1d

Same here. I've protested a few times and I always wore black clothes I already had for work. I didn't have a job during covid, that wasn't my fault.

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