“Hey y’all check out my new special Unshown Replies. I warn you, it’s a little IN YOUR FACE”

“because of his beliefs”

I also hate raking leaves

(At the marketing meeting)
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”

you will note that the latest report, like all the reports, spend no time dealing with with the media environment or attention economy. (it also weirdly treats political choices as untethered from events)

This is why the Jaws sequels were all so superior to the original, not as many technical limitations

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”

Hey @sanders.senate.gov you should retract this and apologize and if you don't, you shouldn't expect me to ever support you in any way ever again.

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

Improper typeface usage is a fon’t

Contrary to popular belief, the testicles were not actually lost. Historians believe they were already broken off when the Penis was rediscovered in 1820

it's not FOR us

surprised that I have yet to see/hear anyone mention that this year, the Monster Cereals have been Jim Henson-ized and would it surprise you not at all that it's the rare instance of something wonderful made somehow even more wonderful via a modern updating?

WTF = what the fuck
FTW = fuck the what

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

ART! FOR! SPITE!
ART! FOR! SPITE!

I would highly recommend doing what I did when I realized I had neither the cognizance nor dexterity to be a guitar player, say “fuck it” and muddle through it anyway

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

100% unironic. If I’d seen it first, I would’ve said the exact same thing. That is unequivocally Kurt Vonnegut’s picture of an asshole.

Ok, who on the team is the huge Big Hero 6 fan