Depeche Median
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Depeche Median
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The “health surcharge” is an utterly bogus labelling. It’s not hypothecated for health spending and you can’t choose not to pay it and not use the NHS. You could call it an education surcharge or a defence surcharge or anything. It’s just using the sanctified status of the NHS to rip off immigrants.
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A third of UK councils are projected to go bust, as is Thames Water, NHS mental care is an oxymoron and your "industrial strategy" is fully built on an AI bubble thats gonna pop.

But, by all means, focus on the football supporters.
I am aware of the brainrotting nature of social media and the danger of conspiracy theories, but does anyone sometimes wonder what Mossad has on Keir Starmer?
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Absolutely incredible: the for-real stance of the British government here is that a) the right of notoriously violent foreign football hooligans to attend games in British cities is non-negotiable, and b) in particular, fuck the people who live in the area, who are scum
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Salt Pass,
10/20/2025, 9:15:07 AM
It's emoji-bullet-points for me.
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You cannot guilt me into voting for this. As long as there is an option that is not this I will put my cross there. I will not put my cross against the name of a transphobic anti-immigrant right-sliding racist party because other parties are (allegedly) worse. It is *wrong* and I will not endorse it
Every day I hear more stories of how UK schools are actively harming trans kids.

It was always variable.
It got worse post Cass.
It is now getting so much worse post EHRC.

It is so bloody simple to support trans kids in schools - they are actively working hard to cause this much harm.
Fashion (as opposed to wearing nice clothes that you like) is the enemy of both class solidarity and the environment.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
That XKCD cartoon, except AWS US-EAST instead of the random guy in Nebraska
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Do you own a Rotring mechanical pencil?
I'm deep down the rabbit hole, lxds. I've bought a Lamy Safari and a bottle of ink a couple of weeks ago, and now my Cult Pens basket is over £200.
Thinking of becoming a Fountain Pen Guy, subscribing to all the ink forums, importing stuff from Japan, etc.
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Do you know what? It IS working. It hasn't caused tailbacks, quite the opposite actually. More importantly it's saved the lives of at least a dozen kids. Reform are actually campaigning for the return of more deaths and injuries. Absolutely bonkers.
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
It used to be "you can't eat your cake and have it too". This pedantry was one of the reasons they caught the Unabomber.
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23 years ago, today.
Goodison erupted.
90 minutes after the game, we're in a taxi, heading down Hardman Street, and got a call from a mate -
"You'll never guess where Wayne is now?!"
"Haven't a clue!"
"Back home kicking ball on the street with his mates!"
#UTFT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJu...
Remember the Name ... Wayne Rooney! (best copy)
YouTube video by Suraj Kolarkar
www.youtube.com
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It's incredible just how on the ball trans people were about those US think tanks influencing British politics, going to great length to detail all these links and connections, only for it to fall on deaf ears because of how aggressively trans people were frozen out and disenfranchised.
bittersweet seeing parts of the lethargic british press sluggishly get around to wondering if US far-right religious think tanks are working to influence british politics. they are, yes! it is not secret! do your jobs better!
Wouldn’t want to have to clean that one out
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I have a question about vampires. If a vampire gets invited into a home by the dwellers and then another vampire comes to the home, can the first vampire invite him in or does it have to be the home dwellers again?
Goddamit I knew the voice but couldn‘t place it
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#OtD 19 Oct 1920 Sylvia Pankhurst was arrested and charged under Regulation 42 of the Defence of the Realm Act with attempting to cause sedition in the navy by editing and publishing two articles in the Workers Dreadnought paper stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9141...
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A reminder that when people talk about "the markets" deciding this or that or the other, they are putting a veil of anonymity across a small number of people who all think the poor have it way too good and that the job of government is to punish them.
If you could ruin a few people's lives for us, that would really make us feel better, like we could trust you, you know?
Ask your doctor if laudanum is right for you.